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Hey, TQ!
- Thread starter Friday
- Start date
The Question
Eternal
Askin' about my hangin' parts and following that up with the phrase, "touchin' base" could be misconstrued in a very strange direction, ya know. 
Big Dick McGee
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Ugh, thinking about Friday touching my wiener makes me feel all sick to my stomach. Look out, here comes that Chicken wrap I ate for lunch! *BLAAAARG!!!*
Big Dick McGee
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Your loss, my IMMENSE gain! 
Big Dick McGee
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ATTACKING you? My dear woman, if I were really attacking you, you'd be reduced to a blubbering, snot-nosed wreck, so insecure in your looks, abilities, and intelligence that you'd become agoraphobic!
These are merely just light jabs, woman. JUST JABS I SAY!
These are merely just light jabs, woman. JUST JABS I SAY!
Big Dick McGee
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Much like the Great Wall of China, or the lights on the Vegas Strip, my cock is visible from space with the naked eye.
Big Dick McGee
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Friday said:Hmm...cocktail weiner and self deluding.
My, you must be a hit at parties.
Only at bachelorette parties.