Hi Everyone! I'm New!

[Weasel]

Where are the fucking cookies, btw? I see that teapot needs refilling.

And Jack was right, that couch is genuine Naugahyde!!.

:::stretches out on couch....grins:::

two lumps please...none of that Splenda shit for me either. Nothing but the best for my dog.

 

[Weasel]

What's everyone do around here when they're not trolling the shit out of each other?

irl, I'm a paralegal in a Boston law firm "Bicker, Back & Forth" Sometimes I do briefs for Mr Bicker...but mostly it's Back and Forth one day or the other.

Do any of you have jobs?

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

Hi Weasel

would you represent retards or cripples who file a lawsuit against discrimination?

 

[Loktar]

Welcome, Weasel.

Would you do pro boner...I mean pro bono work for poor, dead tired Mexicans?

 

[Weasel]

Hi Weasel

would you represent retards or cripples who file a lawsuit against discrimination?

OMG sure! Briefs or boxers? Why do you use such harsh language? Ah it's a troll board. I get it.

The developmentally challenged have a difficult time with legalese...we've got a big case coming up today which underscores that.

In Richards vs Macon County for example, A Macomb County inmate is suing Gov. Rick Snyder and the state, claiming he is being subjected to cruel and unusual punishment because jail rules ban pornographic materials.

Kyle Richards filed the five-page handwritten lawsuit June 10 in U.S. District Court in Detroit. He wants a judge to let inmates possess erotic/pornographic materials along with personal televisions, video game consoles and radios.

"Such living conditions have been used as a method of 'psychological warfare' against prisoners, in order to both destroy the morale of inmates and break the spirit of individuals," Richards, 21, wrote in a court filing."

We're picking up the case for him pro bono. He certainly IS a retard, but we're killing two birds with one stone in this case.

 

[Weasel]

Thanks for the Welcome guys!

I recognize your name Loktar from TKR...who do you post as over there Mr Overdrive?

Or shall I just call you "Onyx"??? "bats eyes"

 

[The Question]

Who are you, and why have you not posted NSFW pics of topless women yet?

 

[Loktar]

Or shall I just call you "Onyx"??? "bats eyes"

Who are you, and why have you not posted NSFW pics of topless women yet?

I think Mr. Weasel, might have a touch of the gay.