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Ilyanna

Ilyanna

moral imperfection
With the entire Minefield suspiciously absent, I'm getting a very uncomfortable Douglas Adams feeling about this here spaceship.

Oh well. Time for another hot bath, I guess.
 
Wish Love Child would show up soon . I'm going to be in Washington next month. Visiting Seattle and doing the Cascade Loop thing from July 12 thru the 18th.. Already have my plane tickets and hotels reserved.
 
Ilyanna said:
That there could be a good time to be had if only I remembered where I've put the goddamned napalm?
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This is going to sound really immature, but, I'm guessing you might have hidden it up under someone's ("Gear's") butt for safekeeping.
 
Oh el, don't worry, at your age, nothing can really sound immature anymore. Puzzling in its randomness, yes, but not immature
 
Ilyanna said:
Oh el, don't worry, at your age, nothing can really sound immature anymore. Puzzling in its randomness, yes, but not immature
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It can still be surprising but in the most surprising ways. However, I'm of the age where the randomness has developed a pattern.
 
Ilyanna's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

And by 'milkshake' I mean 'vaginal odor'.

And by 'boys' I mean 'tomcats'.

(I didn't post this to insult Ilyanna. I posted this so that you'll never again order a milkshake without thinking 'vaginal odor' and vomiting on the person behind the register. I just needed a nice capsule of TK tradition to slip that into your mind with.)
 
Good luck not thinking 'milkshake' next time you experience vaginal odor.

You did it to yourself.
 
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