Home Owner's Association: "Remove Stored Items From Patio"

[Dual]

Three chairs, a mini barbeque, turkey frier, and water jugs. WTF is their problem?



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[Dark Pickle]

The same problem as any such organization.

Too much time on their hands...

 

[Kerb Crawler]

What about those overflowing garbage cans, and the Christmas lights that are still strung up? Never mind the dirty tidy whiteys hanging from a hook...

 

[Dark Pickle]

The undies are mine...

 

[classichummus]

how about all of the dead leaves on the edge of the patio, the various small water bottles, the trash, the overgrown tree/flower thing with spikes, broken wine glasses, hookah tongs, utensils, am I forgetting anything?

 

[Dual]

Those are all long gone.

 

[Conchaga]

1. Buy a jumbo saver pack of cheap condoms from Sam's Club.
2. Wait until about 3am. (nobody's ever awake then)
3. Drive to the house of the head of the Homeowners Association.
4. Quietly strip a prized bush or somesuch other plant that has sufficent branches.
5. Unravel as many condoms on the naked branches as possible.
6. Send a letter to the person's home telling them that their "Rubber Tree" isn't amusing.
7. ???
8. Profit!

 

[The Dork Lord]

If there's no broken vehicles/appliances or dead hookers in the yard and the grass is under 2 ft high, they shouldn't bitch.

 

[classichummus]

If there's no broken vehicles/appliances or dead hookers in the yard and the grass is under 2 ft high, they shouldn't bitch.

It's LA, they will bitch about anything and everything! They will bitch about something that doesn't exist! Plus they think Karl is a vampire.

 

[Conchaga]

He's not?

 

[Loktar]

He's not?

Well if he is, he's gone from creepy vampire to Twilight sparkle vampire.