The Question
Eternal
That's what I done went and caused! A hoopla! A ruckus! A fracas! A brouhaha! A hootnanny! Shenannigans and tomfoolery have aboundified! Long-haired betitted business is afoot! I must hide! Make scarce! Go incognito amongst the jabbering minefield sock-monkey masses! Or maybe just write more porn and keep everyone zombified with that until I can think of a plan! Or maybe I should cut down on the coffee.