HOUSEMATES REVEALED?!

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah for the first time EVER they've revealed the housemates (the first 16 anyway) before launch night I'M STILL NOT POSTING THREADS until launch night though. That's tradition. I was tempted not to look but...

Housemates | Big Brother

All the men look the same again. Except the two who look like comedy twats. Don't know, I think I hate them all already. Jade seems okay, maybe. Maybe I should just NOT WATCH this year lol (of course I'll watch.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The final five will be Danny, Chloe, Jack, Simon and Jade.

Danny will win because he's handsome but not too handsome.

Also: Nick's forehead will get its own bed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's funny how one of Nick's facts is "never been in a proper relationship." He's 19! It's not really shocking.

Sarah is literally Helen.

There's a Tory councillor, a UKIP supporter and two "devout Christians" in there. Not very promsing...

Eileen might as well be called "Obvious First Evictee...leen."

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Very odd. An attempt to drum up some free publicity, I suppose. In past years I've seen billboards and ads in other places, can't recall any this time except on Five itself.

I looked at this earlier and none of the housemates left much of an impression. I can't remember a single name or describe what any of them looked like, other than the colour orange.

 

[CaptainWacky]

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