How can anyone not believe in Christianity?

[Rabbit]

When a bad ass like Johnny Cash sung so many bad assed songs about Armageddon...

 

[Mentalist]

It's pretty easy to be honest.

 

[Rabbit]

Johnny Cash could kick your ass, though. I mean, how can you say to Johnny Cash "Hey, Man in Black, you are wrong."

 

[jack]

i'D LOVE TO SEE jOHNNY cASH DO anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

 

[Rabbit]

May the Vengeful Zombie of Johnny Cash eat your brains.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

brains...........

 

[Gagh]

brains...........

You're looking in the wrong place here. Try a Dan O'Bannon movie.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Sorry, Gagh, hadn't had my coffee yet. Morning/afternoon/evening/what the fuck ever to you.

 

[Gagh]

21.44pm, to be exact.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Johnny Cash never struck me as bad ass. Bad asses aren't singers.

 

[Rabbit]

Yeah, Laker, but I don't see you saying that to Mr. Cash's face.

 

[proteon]

I'll bet you Greg Allman is a bad ass.

Note: it was not easy to come up with Greg Allman. I otherwise think LG is right; singers aren't badasses.

 

[BlackKnight76]

Proteon is that your real picture? Younger than I expected.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Gregg Allman was asleep most of the time, not really badass.

Johnny Cash is the King of the Heart-of-Gold Badasses, anyone who questions him will be smited.

I believe in Johnny, the Man in Black. Fuck Ozzy.

 

[curiousa2z]

^uh, oh. he's threatening smitage!

:shock:


ok, ok, Johnny Cash is the...*refers to Egg's post*...King of the Heart of Gold Badasses.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Durn tootin'!

When in doubt, produce the Smoting Gun. :bigass:

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Eh, smoting is overrated. I prefer to drag people naked over a cactus.

 

[Starship Coyote]

I'll settle this...

Johhny Cash was born in a little shithole of a town in Arkansas called Kingsland. That town is roughly an hour and a half from my house...and everyone in that town is a badass.

Therefore, by default, Johnny Cash was a badass.

 

[jack]

Ick. Johnny Cash.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

^ And I actually had hope for you for a while there. *sigh*