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How come hippie bitches...

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The Question

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...is always either:

Flat-chested, skinny little sluts with hairstyle what make it look like a wig fell off the wing of a passing 747 and just landed haphazardly on they bald scalp-ules? OR:

short, fat bitches what looked like the Earth had a pimple in a really, really awkward place, then it popped and BLLLLLLLLLLLEWP!!! shat forth a monstrosity?
 
hey now...

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I'm not sure what you mean there....all the hippie bitch's I ever knew were more like "go-go" girls, maxi coats with miniskirts underneath and usually no panties.

YUM
 
All the hippy bitches I hang out with are tight-bodied young fems who are sexually liberated and like good music and good times.

Example:
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No, she's a chick. She's got star tattoos, believes in astral crap, smokes pot, and listens to hippie music. That's her goddamned car... beetles still = hippie in my book.
 
Does she belong to Greenpeace? Read the Utne Reader? Wear Birkenstocks?

Does her New Coke Beetle run on peat moss?

Is her bush so full you need to machete your way into her womb?

There's hippie lifestyle, and then there's real hippies. Just sayin'.
 
Conchaga said:
No, she's a chick. She's got star tattoos, believes in astral crap, smokes pot, and listens to hippie music. That's her goddamned car... beetles still = hippie in my book.
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There's hippies, and then there's trippies. Tr/endy + h/ippies. Hippies are dirty. By definition. That girl != not dirty. Therefore, that girl = trippie. But != hippie. :)
 
the prob i see here is you do not want to be around bitches of any kind
not in real life, online is one thing, but not out there
also, i suggest finding ladies that are a cross of two sub-cultures
such as 'hippie goth girls' can be quite pleasant to be around :yes:
 
It's hard to tell you how I feel without hurting you
So try to think about yourself the way that I see you
Your life revolves around a force of oppression
And I won't deal with true blue devils of correction

Got no flowers for your gun, no hippychick
Won't make love to change your mind, no hippychick
No hippychick, no hip hip hip hip hip

Today we'll sit here drinking coffee in your incident room
Tonight you'll close the door
And lock me in that bare bulb gloom
Love it ain't something riding on a motorbike
And love, I stopped loving you since the miners' strike

Got no flowers for your gun, no hippychick
Won't make love to change your mind, no hippychick
No hippychick, no hip hip hip hip hip

It's hard, it's hard
It's hard, it's hard
No hippychick, no hip hip hip hip hip
No hippychick, no hip hip hip hip hip
No hippychick, no hip hip hip hip hip
No hippychick ​
 
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