hOW COME jACK AND dORK sit down to pee?

[El Machorro]

Because I order them to.

 

[jack]

I only sit to pee when I either have to shit, or are following doctor's orders not to lift anything heavy.

Other than that, your spic trash humor sort of sucks.

 

[jack]

Hence the nic.

 

[The Dork Lord]

For the last time mucho chupo, I will NOT piss in your mouth!

Stop following me.