How come Wayne Rooney is such an amazing footballer

[Mentalist]

With such intelligent play as well? He's as thick as two bricks superglued together and covered in pancake batter and then cooked for 45 minutes.

 

[whisky]

Maybe he gains the wisdom and experience of all those grannies he fucks.

 

[curiousa2z]

yeah, I think outside the world of football, he's a bit of a one trick pony.
happy to see him back in form though!!

 

[EnglishRose]

I don't even think he has one trick, but when he plays well he plays really well.

 

[CaptainWacky]

savant

 

[Fuddlemiff]

So if football didn't exist, he'd be a vegetable.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'd be dead!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Wayne Rooney - the lost aspergers boy?

No.

 

[curiousa2z]

So if football didn't exist, he'd be a vegetable.

nay, lad - he'd prolly be a good furniture- mover- man. Or one of those guys who chases after people who get behind on their car payments. He could catch 'em.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

So basically he'd be a hired goon.

 

[curiousa2z]

...... draw yer own conclusions......




so it's lucky for him he's making 16 million pounds as a footballer, innit?

 

[curiousa2z]

(I don't have a pound sign on this keyboard)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

££!!

He's lucky, but what do goons spend their money on?

 

[Mentalist]

Sponsoring dog kennels?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXDDFzrnl7w

 

[curiousa2z]

lol - omg! Rio F. is A FREAKIN SADIST!!

Spoiler

props to Rooney - he was actually quite willing to put up the money for the shelter, he didnt make a Diva fuss about the spelling of his name - and then that!

IMHO Wayne was a better sport about the punking than I'd a thought.

 

[Mentalist]

The Beckham one is priceless. Becks running through Moss side trying not to be late!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvWpkLwiQNc

 

[curiousa2z]

<grin> That is priceless....Rio best hope none of them want revenge!

Spoiler

Becks: " I didn't know where to run to...!"
"bleep bleeping bleep!"
and then he apologizes to the driver for his language! That was class.
TOO Funny!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did we ever get to the bottom of this!

 

[Mentalist]

This could literally be someone else. I have not only no memory but also no connection to the person who made this thread. Rooney was a quality player, though, so I guess...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who's the footballer who never watched a movie.