How do women get anything done with their HORMONES?

[CaptainWacky]

Imagine being a woman and you're walking down the street and you see a sexy man but suddenly your HOMRONES kick in and you jump on him and start strangling him because you think he's too sex to live. It must be Hell to be a woman!

 

[Loktar]

Yeah but then they remember they have boobs and they feel all better.

 

[FBI parte due]

They have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Women mostly get that kind of crazy horny when they're pregnant.

Wake up, SEX SEX SEX, vomit, eat huge breakfast, pee, complain about lower back pain, SEX SEX SEX pee SEX SEX, huge lunch, pee/etc, complain about hemmohroids, SEX SEX SEX, huge dinner, bathroom, complain about swollen ankles, SEX SEX SEX bed.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Boy am I glad you guys are around!

 

[Cassie]

Just yesterday I killed a man in an hormone induced sexy rage.

 

[starguard]

I once saw a woman wearing a T-Shirt that read:

"I have the BOOBS, so I make the RULES"

No one challenged her about that!

 

[CaptainWacky]

WOMEN! Can't live with them...because they're all mad from hormones!

 

[Loktar]

I once saw a woman wearing a T-Shirt that read:

"I have the BOOBS, so I make the RULES"

No one challenged her about that!

No challenge needed when its true. Boobs=hormone level control knobs.

 

[Loktar]

Just yesterday I killed a man in an hormone induced sexy rage.

Your probably tuned into Tokyo(Godzilla level of hormones). You need to twist the boobs twice counter clockwise.

 

[Cassie]

BOOBS OF STEEL

 

[Loktar]

BOOBS OF STEEL

Supergirl: boobs of steel starring Kate Upton coming soon to a theater near you!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can't we get someone who can act instead.

 

[Loktar]

Sure. Kate Upton was just the first hot blonde woman that popped in my head.

*insert hot actress and/or CaptainWacky female actress obsession of the day/week/month/year*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Of course whoever it was, her hormones would keep holding up production of the movie and they'd eventually just give up and go back to making superhero movies with MEN like God intended.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If someone has boobs of steel AND metal feet, I doubt they would be able to get up from a chair.

MUCH LIKE A PREGNANT LADY HA!