How many Bulgarians...?

[Donovan]

Does it take to make a nice Gyuvech stew?



Depends on how finely you chop them.

 

[Donovan]

Fit in a shower stall?


None. Bulgarians don't shower.

 

[Donovan]

Why did Bulgaria have communism?

Because they thought "democracy" meant "dose guys are nuts".

 

[horacio]

eat shits fish face

 

[horacio]

Why did Bulgaria have communism?

Because they thought "democracy" meant "dose guys are nuts".

thats just stupid man :jesus:

 

[StringTheorist]

 

[The Question]

How many Bulgarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two -- but how'd you get those faggots into a lightbulb?!

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh guys, don't be so easy, that's no fun.

 

[The Question]

How do you know a Bulgarian broke into your house while you were out?

Your toilet bowl is dry and your dog is pregnant.

 

[HotLife]

eat bg cocks :naughty:

 

[Loktar]

@Donovan and The Saint: MOAR JOKES PLZ!

 

[horacio]

Are you reading that in the Newspaper? I don't think that you can come up with something like this alone. hpneutral:

 

[HotLife]

Are you reading that in the Newspaper? I don't think that you can come up with something like this alone. hpneutral:

yeaaa they are so stupid

 

[Donovan]

Why doesn't Bulgaria sink into the Black Sea?

Because Romania sucks and shit floats.

 

[Donovan]

Why do Bulgarian words have so many consonants?

Because no one there can afford to buy a vowel.

 

[Grell]

U MAD BRAH?

 

[Charlemagne]

No, not really. We're all just facepalming at the stupidity of the Bulgarian Idiot Gang, or BIG. You're dumber than New Age Posting.

 

[The Question]

U MAD BRAH?

U JELLEH, DONUT?

 

[Donovan]

How many Bulgarians does it take to screw in a different lightbulb?

Bulgaria has no electricity.

 

[Donovan]

Why did the dog walk on two legs from the tavern to his house?

To show the Bulgarian it could be done.