How many splooging days until Christmas?

[CaptainWacky]

EGGS?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I already spent all mine. No Christmas goose for Tiny Tim now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did you hear that some Tolkien guy wrote a book named 'The Hobbit' to cash in on Peter Jackson's Lord Of The Rings movies? :rwmad;

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I thought it was Ralph Bakshi, using profits from Felix the Cat in the late 70's.

 

[CaptainWacky]

!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I try to splooge at least once a day during December, sort of like one of those Advent calendars where you open a door on each day to receive a lame picture of a lame gift.

Except that instead of lame pics, I get SPLOOGE!!! YEAH!!!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Eggs! Wacky! Kerbie! You got buried under the EIer spam! Missed you. 23 days' til chiminey day. Tree day. And oh shit, they're turning off the heat, tomorrow, day.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I splooge every day all year round.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Splooge, Wackey?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd like to do it into another person.