How One Increases One's Status Among One's Peers

[SaintLucifer]

It is now a well-known fact that if one wishes to raise one's status amongst one's peers, one need only make one grandiose claim, even if untrue. That claim would be a story involving having PWNed the great and famous SaintLucifer. I have noticed this to be true, for those who claim to have succeeded in PWNage over SaintLucifer suddenly see their status rise within the ranks of both Troll Kingdom and Troll Valhalla. Surely there can be no denying this no? How else to explain the numerous claims to my PWNage, yet nary a shred of evidence is shown to back it up. ?????????

It is quite alright my children, if this is the only way you may find a way to reach my exalted status as GOD, then please do make astounding claims as to my PWNage. This makes you feel better about yourselves AND it brings a smile of bemusement to my face. There are no negatives to your claims as a result, so feel free to come up with the most-outrageous claims. In fact, I would suggest a contest be held to determine who comes up with the best claim of PWNage. First prize is a chance to suck ENKIE's cock.

 

[jack]

Hambil doesn't work here anymore, btw.

 

[Donovan]

Pwning Luci

I used to be a comic book reading geek with no girlfriend. Then I spanked Luci in about three dozen threads.

Now, my acne has cleared up, my social awkwardness went away, and Chicks DIG me! All because I pwned Luci (that shower helped a little too)! Thanks, Saint Luci, for being TK's resident whipping boy/punk!

 

[jack]

My dick is so big I can have Lucy suck it tomorrow in Totonto just by flopping it out today.

 

[Randall Flagg]

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You PWN yourself by your very presence.

 

[Gagh]

Now there's an account we haven't seen in quite a while...

 

[bad dog]

You PWN yourself by your very presence.

Luci likes to come to trollvalhalla and look at the naked men in the "porn for women" he spends most of his time there.

 

[The Question]

Now there's an account we haven't seen in quite a while...

It would be most embarrassing if I were forced to whomp upon Randall Flagg. I certainly hope he isn't the whomping-upon sort.

 

[Enkephalen]

<snip>
First prize is a chance to suck ENKIE's cock.

Get the gender right. Do you really want to go there with your lame argument? Remember what happened the last time you started in on me? The pwnage was ongoing and so easy. . .here, let me remind you:

:ccg:

 

[The Question]

It is now a well-known fact that...

No, it isn't. If it were a well-known fact, then we'd, well... know it. Meaning you wouldn't have to post it. So what you really meant to post was:

I really, really REALLY WISH it was a fact that...

You're boring. Go spice up your life by ending it in an interesting way.

 

[jack]

Pass the Pepper, Please.