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How to Murder Christmas Spirit

Laker_Girl

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
I was all about the season, right up until Monday and now I'd like nothing more than to drive an ice-pick into someone's eye socket.

I swear to God, if one more east coast and/or deep south fucktard calls me and says they simply HAVE to have their order by Christmas I'm going to ship them a mail bomb. What part of CUSTOM don't you people understand? Chances are we have other customers and we weren't sitting around waiting for you to call and order your 11x15x2 box frame worth all of $25.00. I'm just sayin'.

AND...If one more tiny dicked fag in a truck fit for a complete homosexual tries to cut me off and/or go around me as if I'm not driving the speed limit with two children in my car I'm going to start following people and going after their cars with a baseball bat. Have some goddamn, motherfucking patience you cock sucking pieces of shit.

Finally, I've been at work early and left late ever single day this fucking week, I'm so tired I have a 24/7 headache and to top everything off, yesterday my best friend had her baby and he's sick. So kindly, everyone, I've had enough, leave me the fuck alone.

Merry Christmas
 
Laker_Girl said:
I was all about the season, right up until Monday and now I'd like nothing more than to drive an ice-pick into someone's eye socket.

I swear to God, if one more east coast and/or deep south fucktard calls me and says they simply HAVE to have their order by Christmas I'm going to ship them a mail bomb. What part of CUSTOM don't you people understand? Chances are we have other customers and we weren't sitting around waiting for you to call and order your 11x15x2 box frame worth all of $25.00. I'm just sayin'.

AND...If one more tiny dicked fag in a truck fit for a complete homosexual tries to cut me off and/or go around me as if I'm not driving the speed limit with two children in my car I'm going to start following people and going after their cars with a baseball bat. Have some goddamn, motherfucking patience you cock sucking pieces of shit.

Finally, I've been at work early and left late ever single day this fucking week, I'm so tired I have a 24/7 headache and to top everything off, yesterday my best friend had her baby and he's sick. So kindly, everyone, I've had enough, leave me the fuck alone.

Merry Christmas
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It's that time of the month, isn't it?
 
I love you Laker_Girl. I was counting on your bountiful Christmas Spirit to get me through the Holidays, but now there is none. I think I'll go kill myself.
No seriously-I don't mind the "holiday" I hate the fucking crowds and commercialism.
 
Oh LC...Maybe Christmas shopping with my niece and nephew tomorrow will help me out of this funk. I just wish people would stop acting like self-important asswipes, it's getting old. And by the way, it's a frame, not a kidney. If you really want something custom and special for someone you should really start looking into it much more than two weeks in advance. And for those of you selling custom shit and promising deadlines, don't promise a deadline unless it's in your hand. A good rule of thumb no matter what time of year it is.

CU - No, not that time of the month yet but I'm pretty sure I suffer from PMDD. However, period or not, PMS or not people are out of control, it's not just me.

Panda - Everyone cares, my title says so. :bigass:

jack - It's hard not to love me. ;)
 
Don't pay any attention to CU. He's just mad about the amount of money he had to spend for Christmas this year. :bigass:
 
I was about to say something extremely smart alec, but I'm beginning to realize its never good to be bad to women.


I wish you happier days Laker Girl..You too Love Child ;)
 
starguard said:
I'm beginning to realize its never good to be bad to women.
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