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How to save gas.....

bad dog

RIP DOG.
The key is to drive smaller rigs, you dont need a 400HP diesel king cab truck to haul your fat ass hog woman through the burger king drive through to get her a triple whopper.

I live in America and see the huge hog bitches who need to get off thier fat asses and walk a block if it dont kill them.

No BS dudes, im not kidding...
 
I would walk everywhere, if I could. But I live about 8 miles outside of town, and that's just unfeasible.
 
i got my 1st car 20 years ago
and got rid of my last one back in 05
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best decision i ever made, not driving is wonderful
i now spend almost 0 time a year stuck in traffic!
and i have massively reduced the amount i am contributing to the evil done in the world due to dependence on oil from opec
the usa buying oil from scumbags in the middle east lead to 9/11
and lying to invade iraq
i am not for those and all the other horrible things American 'oil addiction' leads to
people that prefer to drive are for these things
they show that in the most important way possible
by buying lots of gasoline
its as simple as that
unless of course you have some excuse i guess like living in a rural place
but people make a lot of excuses for why the prefer to drive around all the time destroying the planet, causing traffic and what not
maybe some even have just cause
but most dont & are just lying lazy bastards i bet...


ps: & thats not directed at anyone in particular of course...
 
Let's see... my school is two and a half miles away from where I live.
I'll get a ride or ride the bus there, and walk home. Nice, hour long walk, good time to think.

Or I'll ride my bike.

The only time I need to drive is when I'm hauling my big-ass clarinets around. A five-foot long clarinet case is not practical on the bus, even though it allows me to sit in the Elderly seats since there's no other place to put the beast.

I should just buy or build a trailer for my bike, and get some wind guards for the handlebars.
 
My commute is 42 miles times 2. I burn E85 that I brew myself, after having bored out my intake jets .024 I use grass clippings, sugar and water to brew the etahnol. about 18 cents a gallon net.

I use about .27 gals of gas a day and get 43 mpg. I bought 500 gals a couple years ago which I store in a UST at 1.87 a gal. Pretty sure I still have over 250 gals still left in storage.
 
My commute is 42 miles times 2. I burn E85 that I brew myself, after having bored out my intake jets .024 I use grass clippings, sugar and water to brew the etahnol. about 18 cents a gallon net.

I use about .27 gals of gas a day and get 43 mpg. I bought 500 gals a couple years ago which I store in a UST at 1.87 a gal. Pretty sure I still have over 250 gals still left in storage.
i hope you are not lying cuz thats awesome
see, more people could do that!
 
I used to soxlet finely ground pot all the way up to THC from hash oil. It's the exact same brewing practice.

You make the mash using grass and sugar with water and use yeast to ferment, and then the moist gas drips through a filter from the fermentation process and that's the ethanol. You only have to process it a little to get the grade up. It's so easy it's ridiculous. Instead of throwing the grass clippings out, I throw them out in the still. Three weeks of clippings and 20 lbs of sugar and probably 5 dollars worth of yeast = 100 gals of ethanol in 21=26 days.
 
E85 (currently almost 5.00 a gal) is 85% ethanol 15% gas and any car that's been bored out can handle the fuel efficiently.

costs me about 18 cents (or so) a gallon to make.
 
my net cost for the gas per gallon is about 30 cents too, so it's almost half a buck a gallon .
 
IF that's all true (which I'm pretty sure it's not) you've not only voided your warranty, but you've pretty much assured yourself that no one will work on your engine, nor will you ever be able to sell the car.

*snicker* you'll be driving a Sentra the rest of your life.
 
IF that's all true (which I'm pretty sure it's not) you've not only voided your warranty, but you've pretty much assured yourself that no one will work on your engine, nor will you ever be able to sell the car.

*snicker* you'll be driving a Sentra the rest of your life.

My "warranty" ran out at 35k. I've never had any trouble getting service of any kind for the car, ever.

Shows that you know nothing about FlexFuel technology or service. But then the fact that you know nothing is obvious BellagioBoy.

All GM techs are versed in servicing ethanol based engines, and since I work for a chevy dealership, well isn't THAT interesting.

I don't plan on selling the car EVER with gas going to 5.50 a gallon by labor day, idiot. It costs me 50 cents a gallon to run, and runs like a dream. How much will it cost you to run 100k on your boat, sailor?

It's genetic right? No one could be deliberately as ignorant as you profess to be.
 
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