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How to tell you're a Liberal

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
With kudos to a man who wrote into the Honolulu Star-Bulletin:

You know you're a liberal if:
» You scream at the thought of bipartisan support because it involves agreeing with a Republican.

» Your kids have hyphenated first and last names.

» You oppose the death penalty for serial killers and terrorists, but support the slaughter of unwanted children.

» You support diversity, as long as others agree with you.

» You support PETA, but still eat meat and wear fur.

» You want to protest something, but don't know what.

» You don't mind everyone else contributing four months of their salary to the government. You're only sorry it can't be more.

» You believe everyone else is responsible for you but you.

» You refuse to admit that Oscar the Grouch lives in a trash can because he "chooses" to.

:lol:
 
I only support the slaughter of unwanted children because it can cure important things like hair loss and zits.
 
I'd support the slaughter of unwanted children, but I can't find an accurate tally of how many Democrats' parents are still alive and mentally sound enough to consent to it.
 
I'm neither Liberal or Conservative. I find no need to stamp my forehead with one thing or the other, I call em as I see em.
 
goto the marajuana thread, and read the part about who a person that doesn't smoke weed ought to STFU with their opinion.
 
Right, 'cause you know all those people at the poison control centers are just hypocrites who really oughta loosen up and just try a little Dran-O cocktail before they go voicing their opinions about it...
 
The Question said:
Right, 'cause you know all those people at the poison control centers are just hypocrites who really oughta loosen up and just try a little Dran-O cocktail before they go voicing their opinions about it...
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3 parts dark rum
1 1/2 parts Dran-O
1/2 part lime juice
simple syrup to taste


Shake well with ice, serve up.

I've tried this with Liquid Plumber, but it's just not the same.
 
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