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Hurricane Irene

jack

The Legendary Troll King
damn its going to be an awesome event, looks like.

The projections have it blowing out in canada, with us getting a freaking tropical storm out of it (96 hour projection)
 
This one looks to wreak some havoc, it would appear. The trajectory is very different from other patterns.
 
Unless you watch a lot of news or you live down here you don't hear about it much. Personally, I love hurricanes.

You ever go boogey boarding in 80mph winds? Fucking beast.
 
You're quite the intellectual. It was fun to watch SuN filet your racist copypasta.
 
I was just watching the weather channel and some guys were running around in shorts and one of them dropped his shorts and was dancing around with his "JUNK" flopping in the wind.

I laughed my ass off. Those goofy guys were stoned or something.
 
Yahoo posters did not like my posts about going to church and the congregation praying for the hurricane to hit homes of liberals, red light districts, gay bars, houses of ill repute, penny arcades and any other den of sin.
 
First arm is just getting up here. The pre storm showers are intense, but there's no wind yet.

We'll see it as a tropical storm with 4 to 7 inches of rain and 70 mph winds, starting in about 1/2 hour.
 
First arm is just getting up here. The pre storm showers are intense, but there's no wind yet.

We'll see it as a tropical storm with 4 to 7 inches of rain and 70 mph winds, starting in about 1/2 hour.

Pray and deflect the storm!
 
If the rain misses the christians I'm converting.

Whoops. Just read Ecclesiastes again. Ain't gonna happen.
 
If the rain misses the christians I'm converting.

Whoops. Just read Ecclesiastes again. Ain't gonna happen.

I shall post tomorrow that the storm weakened due to prayer and all the liberal sinners owe us good Christians a favor. That should set a good tone for the week. :)
 
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