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I am a Spy

Love Child

Love Child

One Love
Not really
I just felt like spamming
who cares?
I dont' care
do you care?
didn't think so
I didn't think so
what are you looking at?
Meat face?!
Pie face!
I could type faster if it weren't for these stupid nails
 
I want you
you want me
lets be three
lets have a three some
threesome
twosome
onesome
lonesome
I wrote a song last night
a song I will not share
will not share
that reminds me
I have something to do
now I remember
I have two things to do
I am fucking overwhelmed
I really only want to do one thing today
not really
I want to do all things
no regrets
just do it
like Nike did
 
It doesn't matter
I should post in the Mine Field
about Chuck
but none of the shows I watch
anyone else watches
fuck that
fuck that
I don't get to talk to anyone
about CHuck, SNL, whatever
becasue everyone is a critique and has to be all like, "Oh that show is blah blah blah and well the acting is subpar and this show is way much better and way more complicated and yes yes YES! FUCK YES!"
I am easily distracted you see
but the real thing that bothers me
is the stupid old TIVO in which we watch TV
it doesn't even do justice to the new TV
we bought
I'm just kidding
I didn't really buy it
she did
what am I talking about?
I dont' know
oh yeah!
CHUCK-
Linda Hamilton is his mom right-
so I was watching and it made me totally
nostalgic
do you know what the word means?
I do
anyway I was thinking Bionic Woman
but thats Lindsay Wagner or something like that
so its totally different but then I looked them both up
these woman and they are both HOT strong woman
and I love them and want to fuck them both
or just one of them
or one like them
yes I want a beautiful strong woman in my life
but then I just had a sick thought
that I won't share
anyway
yeah
go away sick thought
go away!
 
I just pressed post
because
I wanted background music or show or whatever
i NEVVER watch tv and this is dumb brothers and sisters
whatever
such drama
these shows
who the fuck cares
?
srsly
rly
i mean really
whatever
 
I am really hungry
but I already had dinner
so I am just going to go to bed
and wake up and
do it
all over
again
tomorrow
tomorrow
this day
that day
another day
 
I just realized all but 1 of my female friends are severly retarded; but I can't be angry with them right, becoz thats like being angry with a retard...and thats not rly cool, becoz its not liek they can help their retardness.
 
I drove by a car today
that car was on fire
a car fire
in the forest
burning it down
I would have taken pictures
but I did not know for sure that there were not dead people inside that
burning car
burning car
in the back seat
anyway
his name was I have a gun
 
SuN said:
I just realized all but 1 of my female friends are severly retarded; but I can't be angry with them right, becoz thats like being angry with a retard...and thats not rly cool, becoz its not liek they can help their retardness.
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These girls at school act like teenagers. One of them is, but she is the most real, most down to earth,
she is the only one I want to listen to.
I gave in.
I gave in to the girly girls
I had to wipe clean my brain
after class

Stupid school
 
Seriuosly.
Instructor: Ok class get together in your teams and discuss possible topics.

Guy: I think we could choose japaneese cars
Girl: I love my lexxus
2nd Girl: OMG me too I love my lexxus too
3rd Girl: I don't drive
Me: (I said nothing and just thought WTF)
Guy: Um, ok, we need to choose a topic
Girl: I think we should do Chanel
2nd Girl: Or louis vuton
3rd Girl: (said something intelligent I am sure)
Me: (I am sure I said a contribution)

This doesn't even show the extent of how these girls were. They were very nice-if they ever happen to read this for some very odd strange reason. Yes, very nice and I am very glad to be on the same team with them.
 
No, srsly
do you want to know how stupid this boy is?
He is at home browsing the internet
and he sees my name pop up-
my name, my age, my town
it says I am looking for him
so he decides to call me
get in touch with me
convinced that I am looking for him.
 
Are you seriuos?
I said that too.
Are you serious?
He asked, "Am I embarresing you?"
"Embarrasing me? Because you think it is true? Yes. Because you are so stupid? Yes."
Please leave me a lone. We will never have anything in common ever.
"Its ok if you were looking for me" he said.
OMFG
You need to get a life.
 
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