I am an enema (or so I'm told)

[jack]

Valkilmer's dick has informed me that I am his enema. He's never had an enema before. Perhaps that's why he seems so full of shit.

Is it true that the enema of my emema is my colonic?? Who are Valkilmer's other enemas so I may know where the shit lies?

Just because he states I am his enema do I automatically have to make him an enema?? Do I have any choice or do I have to perform some geeky internet colonoscopy or Summer Fresh bullshit?

I'm so excited!!!

 

[Sarek]

So he likes things shoved up his ass? And yet he drove out Henoch our resident expert on anal intrusion? Well, besides Bitchy the porch monkey that is.

 

[jack]

Yes, I've fucked him up the ass on more than one occasion. HE'S GOT BETTER KEGELS THAN A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD GYNAMST/

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Ass kegels?

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[jack]

Perhaps it's a prolapse?

 

[Virginia]

same muscle is used for the entire area......

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Virginia is correct.

Strengthening the tone of the rectal muscles may help achieve some degree of bowel control in those people who have fecal incontinence caused by an incompetent rectal sphincter. Exercises to strengthen pelvic and rectal muscle tone are called Kegel exercises. These exercises were originally developed as a method of controlling incontinence in women following childbirth. The success of Kegel exercises depends on proper technique and adherence to a regular exercise program.

Kegel exercises were originally developed by Dr. Arnold Kegel in 1948 as a method of controlling incontinence in women following childbirth. These exercises are now recommended for women with urinary stress incontinence, some men who have urinary incontinence after prostate surgery, and people who have fecal (bowel) incontinence.

Kegel exercises are designed to strengthen the muscles of the pelvic floor, which improves function of the urethral and rectal sphincter muscles. The success of Kegel exercises depends on proper technique and regular exercise.

When performing Kegel exercises, make sure you contract the correct muscles. Many people incorrectly contract the abdominal or thigh muscles and fail to exercise the pelvic floor muscles. Incorrect contractions can worsen pelvic floor tone and incontinence.

Hm. I learned something new today. Can I go home now?

 

[jack]

Love
is a burning thing
I plunge my fire
In Kilmers Ring
It might fulfill
His Desire
for me to light
His Ring of Fire

I walked into a burning ring of fire
I fell down down down but the flames got higher
and it burned burned burned
the ring of fire
ring of fire
Ring Of Fire

 

[DarthSikle]

huh?

 

[jack]

Are ye deaf, laddie?

 

[Sarek]

Well, this has turned into a shitty thread.

 

[Virginia]

don't forget, makes sex better too.