I Am Canadian!!

[SaintLucifer]

SaintLucifer Is Canadian!

 

[Sarek]

Well, not everyone is perfect. We've tried to accept you anyway.

 

[Kefka]

You're a effeminate white stereotype?

Dude, this is an obvious American parody of Canada.

 

[SaintLucifer]

USA Sucks

This really happened!

 

[Sarek]

This really happened!

You never were any good at trolling.

 

[Sarek]

 

[The Question]

Is this supposed to be an explanation or a bid for sympathy?

 

[SaintLucifer]

SaintLucifer is a proud Canadian!

Americans love Canada!! Proof!

I love this one!!

American porcupine challenges Canadian for his beer.

Canadian tourist meets American girl working in store.





FUCK THE USA!!

 

[The Question]

Oddly, the more plausible the 'explanation' angle gets, the less plausible the 'sympathy' outcome is apt to be.

 

[SaintLucifer]

 

[The Question]

That explains Canadian engineering, at least...

 

[Sarek]

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I hate to rain on your parade, but when a cartoon women says you're a god, it doesn't really mean a whole lot. It's the flesh and blood ones that matter.

I just thought you should know before you post it again and look like even more of a fool. If that's even possible.

 

[SaintLucifer]

That explains Canadian engineering, at least...

Rogers Centre, formerly known as (and often still unofficially called) SkyDome, is a multi-purpose stadium in Toronto, Ontario, situated next to the CN Tower near the shores of Lake Ontario. It is home to Major League Baseball's Toronto Blue Jays and the Canadian Football League's Toronto Argonauts. While it is primarily a sports venue, Rogers Centre also hosts other large-scale events such as conventions, trade fairs, and concerts.

Rogers Centre is also noted for being the first stadium to have a fully-retractable motorized roof, as well as a 348-room hotel attached to it, with 70 rooms overlooking the field. It is also the most recent North American major-league stadium built to accommodate both football and baseball, although some of the newer baseball parks have been known to host the occasional college football game.

The venue was originally also well known for its enormous Jumbotron television, at 33 by 110 feet. For a time, it was the largest of its kind in the world. The Jumbotron and the stadium played host to several television events, including the series finales for Star Trek: The Next Generation and Cheers along with live coverage of the funeral of Princess Diana.

You were saying something about Canadian engineering...? Incredibly enough, this stadium sits right next to the world's tallest building. Shall we try again dipshit?

One can see the world's tallest building from inside the stadium. One need only look upwards. Let me see, the tallest building in the world and the first stadium in the world to have both a fully-retractable roof AND the world's largest television. Oh yes, poor engineers we Canadians are.

 

[The Question]

You were saying something about Canadian engineering...? Incredibly enough, this stadium sits right next to the world's tallest building. Shall we try again dipshit?

One can see the world's tallest building from inside the stadium. One need only look upwards. Let me see, the tallest building in the world and the first stadium in the world to have both a fully-retractable roof AND the world's largest television. Oh yes, poor engineers we Canadians are.

Well, let's see. On the one hand, you have Ugly. On the other, you have Pointless.

Ugly.

Pointless.

Ugly...

Pointless.

Yep, my point stands.

 

[Sarek]

 

[SaintLucifer]

Well, let's see. On the one hand, you have Ugly. On the other, you have Pointless.

Ugly.

Pointless.

Ugly...

Pointless.

Yep, my point stands.

*sniffs the air* Oopsy! I smell the acrid stench of JEALOUSY! Not only does my country produce two of the world's greatest engineering marvels, but they reside right next to each other AND IN MY HOME CITY TOO! Damn but you must be DYING with jealousy down there in that shithole everyone calls the USA. Remember, that tower there next to the our stadium? It is taller than anything in New York City. *wink* Especially today.

 

[SaintLucifer]

More jealousy! You have my condolences that you are NOT Canadian. Now get back to sewing a Canadian flag onto your backpack before your trip to Europe as all Americans are wont to do.

 

[The Question]

*sniffs the air* Oopsy! I smell the acrid stench of JEALOUSY!

That's not jealousy -- that's what happens when you shave with the same stuff we Americans put on our pancakes.

 

[Mentalist]

Luci is feeling patriotic, how cute.

"my cuntry is bettar than yur cuntry!!!!1"


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[whisky]

Whats all this aboot?