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I am drinking Ginger Beer

If you're drinking ginger beer that has no alcohol, that's not ginger beer. Grab a 4-pack of Crabbies -- then you'll be drinking ginger beer.
 
If you're drinking ginger beer that has no alcohol, that's not ginger beer. Grab a 4-pack of Crabbies -- then you'll be drinking ginger beer.

No fucking shit asshole. That is why I said in my post that it was not real beer. You fucking moron, shut the fuck up so I can put you in a scissor hold with my thighs.

P.S. You completely missed an opportunity to comment on a ginger drinking ginger beer. It isn't really beer and I'm not really a ginger. But I'll squeeze you anyway.
 
No fucking shit asshole. That is why I said in my post that it was not real beer. You fucking moron, shut the fuck up so I can put you in a scissor hold with my thighs.

P.S. You completely missed an opportunity to comment on a ginger drinking ginger beer. It isn't really beer and I'm not really a ginger. But I'll squeeze you anyway.

Threaten me with a good time, will ya!

P.S. How was I s'posed to know you're a ginger? O.o
 
And for that, there could be no more fitting punishment then to banish you into the mindless, ravening, insatiable depths of... THE UNDERCHEESE! :scared:
 
Ginger or Mary Anne for... what? Which of them would win in a fight? I'd give that one to Mary Ann. Farm girl. Scrappy. Not afraid to break a nail or get dirty. Also distantly related (in a fanfic I saw somewhere once) to Buffy Summers. So, yeah. Not even fair on that question.

But if it's a 'which one would you fuck' kind of question, also not fair. Nobody wouldn't fuck the redhead.
 
Also. I am drinking root beer...

...that actually is beer. Not Your Father's Root Beer. (But they only had the 5.9% ABV version.)
 
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