I am fasting Before Thanksgiving Dinner

[Love Child]

Are you?
I will rid my body of all its toxins.
Then I will sit down and feast and be thankful.
Right.

 

[Friday]

Hell, Thanksgiving dinner is the one day I'm letting myself get off this low-fat no-fat diet my doctor has me on.

Oh, make no mistake. There will be resultant pain and nausea. But it will be worth it.