I AM FROM THE FUTURE.

[Ishcabittle]

I BRING GIFTS OF CHOCOLATE, COFFEE, AND ELF RAPE.

 

[FBI parte due]

WHAT IF YOU GET STABBED WITH A FUTURE KNIFE.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Then I'll future die. Only if I don't get picked up by the future ambulance FROM THE FUTURE.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Ishcabittle]

Marty!

 

[CaptainWacky]

DINOSAURS ARE FROM THE FUTURE

 

[Ishcabittle]

That's in the circular model of time where if the planet gets too bored it loops back around to the beginning. A mobius strip of time, i think they call it...

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's quite an interesting concept and I wish to talk about it with you further.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Shall we? Who's to say our linear perception of time is quite off the mark and in fact we are on a figurative roller coaster of time... wherein basic events and personalities repeat themselves at set intervals over the eons and millenia?

For instance, maybe Wacky used to be a three toed sloth. Or a sabre-toothed tiger. Who's to say?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I posted something really profound in reply to that but it wasn't lost in the server mood. HOWEVER, it still exists in some parrarrel universe somewhere so I will not weep.

 

[Ishcabittle]

That's the facinating thing... everything you can think of is possible. If it's not entirely plausible in this universe, there is surely a universe where it is common as pie. Pie's not all that common in my universe, but I wish it was.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So there's a universe where I'm in Big Brother with Nikki AND WE'RE HAVING LIFE SEX AS SIX MILLION VIEWERS WATCH?

 

[FBI parte due]

No. Anything BUT that is possible.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So there's a univerese where I'm BEATING YOU TO DEATH WITH A BRICK?

 

[Ishcabittle]

LOL don't take his nikki fantasy (or is it reality - DUN DUN DUN!!!) away from him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's everything and nothing.