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I am hijacking this site!

Would you kiss my ass if I washed it all soapy and clean like?
 
By "Hijacking," you mean spam, right?

:gagh:
 
more like a small flood this morning.
 
treacle trickle
 
Will I need to pack for such an adventure?
 
Quite a successful hijacking, if I say so myself.

The board's devastated.
 
I can't even find my car keys it was so thorough.

Or my bra.
 
Was it painful? I mean should I cry or something. I hate to be inappropriate at such events.
 
You should probably at least mess up your mascara to look the part, Cait.
 
It's the same place where Lucy pwned us.

D'oh!
 
Neil said:
You should probably at least mess up your mascara to look the part, Cait.

OK, and I'll buy a new dress and ... OH OH shoes!!!! :D

One has to dress for a hijacking..
 
Caitriona said:
OK, and I'll buy a new dress and ... OH OH shoes!!!! :D

One has to dress for a hijacking..

I just got the filthiest set of thoughts I have ever had about Lovey Howell. I'm gonna go pour Listerine on my little castaway...
 
^ LOL, well I was thinking more of Ginger, but hey whatever floats your nightmares.. ;)
 
^ I'm a Mary Ann guy myself.
 
I bet loopy is still in the closet holding a picture of the Skipper with one hand.
 
Ya know what? I'm going to stick tampons up his nose, in his ears, up his butt, and in his mouth if he doesn't behave.
 
Oh he's in for it now!!
 
Caitriona said:
^ LOL, well I was thinking more of Ginger, but hey whatever floats your nightmares.. ;)

That's kinda how it started, but then it just morphed, and there was this bikini, and wrinkles, and gravity, and Oh dear LORD the wrinkles...

Gaaaah. I gotta get different meds...
 
Donovan said:
That's kinda how it started, but then it just morphed, and there was this bikini, and wrinkles, and gravity, and Oh dear LORD the wrinkles...

Gaaaah. I gotta get different meds...

OMG!!! Get those images out of my mind... The pain. THE PAIN!!!!
 
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