I am Insane

[Rov_is_a_Fag]

I have a new Conspiracy. It is better than the first one.

 

[Rov_is_a_Fag]

It involves Drugs.












Sex.












Rock n Roll



















Meat












Fish







Mad Cow Disease

















I like Rice


























MOO

 

[Rov_is_a_Fag]

So I was aimlessly wandering around today and I saw like............three Hummers and I thought to myself.......what is the deal with Hummers???? Then I saw a car display and thought...........I KNOW!!!! back in the day I sold cars for Jews when I lived in CO. I remember my old boyfriend (whom I almost married) told me if I ever got in trouble what to do cause I think he knew 23 years ago that I would end up on the lam or something. So I stopped and talked to this really nice guy, told him I need a job, he couldn't axe any questions, I am in the middle of a CONSPIRACY and I am not the insane one.............they are.

He took down my name and number, axed me if I needed a place to stay, then said he would find a job for me within a week or two.

Things are looking up.

 

[Rov_is_a_Fag]

Oh..........I told him I am the Prophetess Deborah and he completely could relate which is why he immediately axed me for my name & phone number.

 

[Rov_is_a_Fag]

This is Coach.

His mom, Chaka, was from Somalia. She was rescued and brought back by the person who gave me Coach because he knew I needed a beautiful German Shepherd. The reason I sold my house to this lady who bought it is because I knew she wouldn't build a garage over his grave.

 

[Rov_is_a_Fag]

It was very important to me since I had to leave him behind.

 

[Rov_is_a_Fag]

See..............I am quite sane. I am also very sentimental.

 

[Rov_is_a_Fag]

I think there is only one international bidness school. It's in Arizona.

 

[Rov_is_a_Fag]

I think it is a CONSPIRACY!!!!! Why should there only be two international bidness schools and one of them is in AZ????

Think about it.

 

[Rov_is_a_Fag]

I like the new Volvo SUV's. The price tag isn't too bad as far as SUV prices go but who wants a freakin' gas guzzling vehicle that contributes to Islamic terrorists?


That is a question all of you need to think about. Buy a small car that you can fill up and drive for a month on one tank of gas. If you can't do that........think of the new hybrids that don't use that stinkin' crap that supports corrupt governments.

 

[Rov_is_a_Fag]

You get tax breaks if you buy them. Think about that too!!! Buy a hybrid car, put an IRS employee out of a job. You see, we can overcome this bureaucratic system if we don't contribute to it. Plus, it is a lot easier to "blend" in when you aren't driving some stinkin' Hummer that stands out like a damn Army tank.