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I am jealous

eloisel

eloisel

Forever Empress E
*Sigh*

I've discovered that my own little band of trolls and the Troll King spend loads of time harassing other posters on other boards. Alas, I am not special. I am pwnd.

Whatever shall I do? It isn't even the 15th yet.
 
You should get a drug coated dildo and fuck yourself in the neck, Pig Princess.

I got hard reading Saint's first two chapters. :D
 
and I own it....and have a board that peop;e now froth to have access to.

I'm telling you Ms xxxx... you are about to become famous in a way you never imagined.
 
I have a few questions for you Mr. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Are you the one spamming up my email with crap from TKR? The email says it is from Jack mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Big deal on your customized short story. You paid for a story where you win over me. LOL. How big a loser does that make you? Huge - Pork King.
 
eloisel said:
I have a few questions for you Mr. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Are you the one spamming up my email with crap from TKR? The email says it is from Jack mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Big deal on your customized short story. You paid for a story where you win over me. LOL. How big a loser does that make you? Huge - Pork King.
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I warned you about Patrick. You are about to learn that warning.
 
Wheezie.... I really tried to protect you. I wish you the best, I'm off to have one of my 2,3 a week.

See you in a bit
 
eloisel said:
I have a few questions for you Mr. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Are you the one spamming up my email with crap from TKR? The email says it is from Jack mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Big deal on your customized short story. You paid for a story where you win over me. LOL. How big a loser does that make you? Huge - Pork King.
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You know what the weirdest/most awful story was that someone once commissioned me to write for them? It was a story about an anthropomorphic mouse girl who was mocked pitilessly, then forced to live in the village dump chained to an old foundation, where the villagers would starve her throughout the week, then all go down to the dump on the weekend and dump garbage on her, beat her, then urinate and defecate on her. And the dude who commissioned the story wanted me to write it from the first-person POV so that he could vicariously experience all that as the mouse girl.

The story I'm writing for Jack is way more awful than that.
 
The Saint said:
You know what the weirdest/most awful story was that someone once commissioned me to write for them? It was a story about an anthropomorphic mouse girl who was mocked pitilessly, then forced to live in the village dump chained to an old foundation, where the villagers would starve her throughout the week, then all go down to the dump on the weekend and dump garbage on her, beat her, then urinate and defecate on her. And the dude who commissioned the story wanted me to write it from the first-person POV so that he could vicariously experience all that as the mouse girl.

The story I'm writing for Jack is way more awful than that.
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I'm more fortunate than you. The worst thing anyone has commissioned me to write for them was a product brochure on N-Serve.
 
jack said:
Wheezie.... I really tried to protect you. I wish you the best, I'm off to have one of my 2,3 a week.

See you in a bit
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Okay. I have to take out the trash and change the litter box.

The thing is the sender made threats and other things. If it were you, I'd deal with you differently. However, if it is someone I have no history with at all, then I'm turning it over to the FBI and IC3.
 
eloisel said:
I'm more fortunate than you. The worst thing anyone has commissioned me to write for them was a product brochure on N-Serve.
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As long as it didn't involve scat, I'm pretty sure I could handle it. And if a product brochure did involve scat, I think I'd laugh all the way to the bank.

EDIT: Oh, and worst ad copy job ever? I was referred an auto detailing business as a client. They wanted a brochure which did not contain the words, "car", "truck", "vehicle", "automotive", "detailing" or "customer."
 
The Saint said:
As long as it didn't involve scat, I'm pretty sure I could handle it. And if a product brochure did involve scat, I think I'd laugh all the way to the bank.

EDIT: Oh, and worst ad copy job ever? I was referred an auto detailing business as a client. They wanted a brochure which did not contain the words, "car", "truck", "vehicle", "automotive", "detailing" or "customer."
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LOL

I had a customer wanted me to write copy for a 2x2 newspaper ad that incorporated approximately 1000 words he felt were important to be included and he couldn't understand why all of those words, even artfully arranged, had to be in 4 pt. narrow condensed type.

The most disgusting book I ever had to edit was a family history written by a man with six Celestrial Brides, one he had married when he was in his 60s and she was but 10. We had to work through his family and their attorney because he was in hiding from the authorities. It was one of those times I did not like working for a vanity publisher. But, there were many other interesting projects -Janie Fricke's and Jackie Chan's autobiographies, a history of Winchester rifles and rifle butts, a history of fire engines in New York. It is amazing what people want to have edited, printed and bound in a nice book format for their own purposes.
 
eloisel said:
Okay. I have to take out the trash and change the litter box.

The thing is the sender made threats and other things. If it were you, I'd deal with you differently. However, if it is someone I have no history with at all, then I'm turning it over to the FBI and IC3.
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It's Flagler - he threatens everyone apparently
 
eloisel said:
Okay. I have to take out the trash and change the litter box.
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yours, or your kitty's?

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'Must...get...Depends....off....!'
 
eloisel said:
*Sigh*

I've discovered that my own little band of trolls and the Troll King spend loads of time harassing other posters on other boards. Alas, I am not special. I am pwnd.

Whatever shall I do? It isn't even the 15th yet.
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Y'know, eloisel, either this fight between you and jack is manufactured, in which case ignore my next few statements...

Or the fight is real.. in which case I gotta tell you, you are stirring your own shit. If things die down, or if attention is diverted away from you for a period of time, you bring the spotlight right back your way.

It almost seems like you enjoy the abuse. Forget how long I knew someone...if they treated me like jack and co. have treated you, I wouldn't be addressing them at all, let alone baiting them for more abuse.

Have some self respect, put all of them on ignore, and be done with it. Quit going back to the well.
 
eloisel said:
Okay. I have to take out the trash and change the litter box.

The thing is the sender made threats and other things. If it were you, I'd deal with you differently. However, if it is someone I have no history with at all, then I'm turning it over to the FBI and IC3.
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I told you that when he first got your email, Pig Princess...REMEMBER? Supposedly that was some throw away email you never used and wasnt connected to you. Guess you lied about that bullshit too, eh?

Shall I post the threads where you ha ha ha hahd?

You're an idiot. You thought I was THWEATENING you?

lulz.
 
and btw (and ftr) unless you were the only email addy on that spam, that's all it is Just Patty Cake Spam...feel free to send a forward of it to me here.
 
Friday said:
Y'know, eloisel, either this fight between you and jack is manufactured, in which case ignore my next few statements...

Or the fight is real.. in which case I gotta tell you, you are stirring your own shit. If things die down, or if attention is diverted away from you for a period of time, you bring the spotlight right back your way.

It almost seems like you enjoy the abuse. Forget how long I knew someone...if they treated me like jack and co. have treated you, I wouldn't be addressing them at all, let alone baiting them for more abuse.

Have some self respect, put all of them on ignore, and be done with it. Quit going back to the well.
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This is too big for QOTW, but you a smart cookie :D
 
eloisel said:
*Sigh*

I've discovered that my own little band of trolls and the Troll King spend loads of time harassing other posters on other boards. Alas, I am not special. I am pwnd.

Whatever shall I do? It isn't even the 15th yet.
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seems like somebody's starved of attention
 
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