I am making pasta for dinner

[curiousa2z]

with enough garlic to kill all your intestinal worms!


How's THAT for a romantic dinner theme?

:bigass:

 

[jack]

mmmmmmmmmmm worms

 

[jack]

I'm doing the flowers, chocolate, card, wine, dinner, bubblebath thing.

 

[FBI parte due]

I'm doing the sitting at home, doing my shitloads of homework because I'm fifteen thing.

 

[Conchaga]

mmm... pasta... I make a mean salmon and white cream sauce over bowties.

 

[jack]

Salmon's a little intense like that, but I bet it's good.

 

[Blindgroping]

I'm doing the work thing.

 

[Mentalist]

I'm doing the self harming thing. Yall have fun now.

 

[jack]

WITH A HATCHET???????????????????????

 

[CaptainWacky]

What do you call pasta in Italy? A PROSTITUTE!