What's new
Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

I am skipping school...

F

feijuada

actually not Jesus
and you'd think that principals just wouldn't give a fuck when a semior is absent, but he seems to be. When I called in sick he told me to have a parent call. Of course, I can't have them call, but I have an idea: go to the local convenience store and have someone call the school pretending to be my mother (my father has an accent).

Good idea?
 
I used to bunk school all the time. I just walked out went down the beach for the entire day and then got about 3 hours of detention the next day.

Meh, they were used to me not giving a flying fuck though.
 
It is common knowledge that fucks don't really fly. They use the excess skin between their toes to sail downward over long distances.

Oh, and school's for bullies with poor self-esteem and suck-up know-it-alls. Who needs school with the internet and television to learn us these days?
 
I can't just blow him off or else he'll call my parents himself. If I had just not bothered calling in, none of this would have happened.
 
You're at a crossroads, my son.

Drop out and never look back.
 
Kerb Crawler said:
You're at a crossroads, my son.

Drop out and never look back.
Click to expand...

And end up like the people I karate chop with my awesome powers every day because they're so lame? No thanks.
 
WWJD?
 
he'd push the rock, and have supper with the apostles
 
Jesus didn't even get up until like 3pm.
 
Jesus can shoot laser beams from his eyes, and destroy his opponent with the 1000 punches lightning attack.
 
feijuada said:
and you'd think that principals just wouldn't give a fuck when a semior is absent, but he seems to be. When I called in sick he told me to have a parent call. Of course, I can't have them call, but I have an idea: go to the local convenience store and have someone call the school pretending to be my mother (my father has an accent).

Good idea?
Click to expand...

I hope you fail all your exams.
 
Jesus also has +1000000000000000000 Propaganda points and fart in five different flavors.
 
Gagh said:
I hope you fail all your exams.
Click to expand...

Doubtful. I can read better than my teachers. A lot better. I got a 105% on a test that I took two days after I first came to the school (I enrolled halfway into September).

Yes, it is a public school.
 
I didn't say 'You will fail all your exams' did I?

If you're so intelligent, how come you couldn't read a 7 word post properly?
 
I was informing you that your hopes would not come to fruition.
 
I don't care if they do or not.
 
Gagh said:
I don't care if they do or not.
Click to expand...

I wasn't asking if you cared. I was merely stating that your assupmtion was wrong.
 
So, you decided to play hookey today and post HERE?

Dude. Seriously. WTF?
 
Kerb Crawler said:
So, you decided to play hookey today and post HERE?

Dude. Seriously. WTF?
Click to expand...

Well, it was more like I fell asleep and woke up about ten minutes before my first class started... and I go to school in another city. The place I live has nothing to do, and I don't want my neighbor seeing me.
 
This is starting to sound like the plot to HOME ALONE.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top