I am skipping school...

[feijuada]

and you'd think that principals just wouldn't give a fuck when a semior is absent, but he seems to be. When I called in sick he told me to have a parent call. Of course, I can't have them call, but I have an idea: go to the local convenience store and have someone call the school pretending to be my mother (my father has an accent).

Good idea?

 

[Mentalist]

I used to bunk school all the time. I just walked out went down the beach for the entire day and then got about 3 hours of detention the next day.

Meh, they were used to me not giving a flying fuck though.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

It is common knowledge that fucks don't really fly. They use the excess skin between their toes to sail downward over long distances.

Oh, and school's for bullies with poor self-esteem and suck-up know-it-alls. Who needs school with the internet and television to learn us these days?

 

[feijuada]

I can't just blow him off or else he'll call my parents himself. If I had just not bothered calling in, none of this would have happened.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

You're at a crossroads, my son.

Drop out and never look back.

 

[feijuada]

You're at a crossroads, my son.

Drop out and never look back.

And end up like the people I karate chop with my awesome powers every day because they're so lame? No thanks.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

WWJD?

 

[jack]

he'd push the rock, and have supper with the apostles

 

[feijuada]

Jesus didn't even get up until like 3pm.

 

[Utahraptor]

Jesus can shoot laser beams from his eyes, and destroy his opponent with the 1000 punches lightning attack.

 

[Gagh]

and you'd think that principals just wouldn't give a fuck when a semior is absent, but he seems to be. When I called in sick he told me to have a parent call. Of course, I can't have them call, but I have an idea: go to the local convenience store and have someone call the school pretending to be my mother (my father has an accent).

Good idea?

I hope you fail all your exams.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Jesus also has +1000000000000000000 Propaganda points and fart in five different flavors.

 

[feijuada]

I hope you fail all your exams.

Doubtful. I can read better than my teachers. A lot better. I got a 105% on a test that I took two days after I first came to the school (I enrolled halfway into September).

Yes, it is a public school.

 

[Gagh]

I didn't say 'You will fail all your exams' did I?

If you're so intelligent, how come you couldn't read a 7 word post properly?

 

[feijuada]

I was informing you that your hopes would not come to fruition.

 

[Gagh]

I don't care if they do or not.

 

[feijuada]

I don't care if they do or not.

I wasn't asking if you cared. I was merely stating that your assupmtion was wrong.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

So, you decided to play hookey today and post HERE?

Dude. Seriously. WTF?

 

[feijuada]

So, you decided to play hookey today and post HERE?

Dude. Seriously. WTF?

Well, it was more like I fell asleep and woke up about ten minutes before my first class started... and I go to school in another city. The place I live has nothing to do, and I don't want my neighbor seeing me.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

This is starting to sound like the plot to HOME ALONE.