I am taking my ass.....

[BlazerBoy]

...to bed, as of right now.

Don't try to stop me. My ass belongs in bed!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I would never come between you and a bed. It's like blocking Van Gogh from reaching his canvas.

I would simply make sure to come WITH you in bed.

 

[Shatna]

Or on you, or in you, as the case may be.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'VE HAD SEX, NO, I CAN't BELIEVE IT