I beg your pardon!

[Big Dick McGee]

I never promised you a rose garden! With the sunshine, there's gonna be a little rain-sometimes!

 

[Gagh]

Cheese. Cheese on toast.

 

[Mentalist]

'HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Gagh]

BO!

 

[Gagh]

STOP! I AM THE KING SAILOR, AND I SHALL STOP YOU WITH MY FAGGY MATES!

 

[Mentalist]

OH GOD STUDENT PICS

 

[Gagh]

"Heeeeeeehehehe we're 'aving a waight bwill night and we're awl gonna get our kecks off, innit!"

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I like the blonde with the big tits, but she's got SATAN EYES!

 

[Gagh]

"IT'S SUCH A FARKIN' GWATE PAR-TAH THAT FARKIN' CUNT'S ALL AHTA FOCUS!"

 

[Big Dick McGee]

"Heeeeeeehehehe we're 'aving a waight bwill night and we're awl gonna get our kecks off, innit!"

Come on, you KNOW the one on the left looks like a fat Sarah Michell Gellar!

 

[Gagh]

"HI, I'M HANS - I THINK I'VE MISSED THE POINT OF THE PARTY! WHRRE ARE THE COCKTAIL WEINERS?"

 

[Gagh]

"YO YO YO JAY AND STUPID CUNT IN DA HIZZZZZZZZZZ-HOOOOOOSE!!!!"

 

[Gagh]

"WE'VE SHIT OUR KECKS - HANS PUT RHYPNOL IN OUR DRINKS!"

 

[Mentalist]

LOL! LOOK AT OUR GREAT SAILOR HATS IT MAKES US FUNNY DONT YOU KNOW OH THE MEMORIES OF MAMORIES FROM DRUNK GIRLS ON VK BLUE.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

So far, only one chick has been cute. The rest are average to fugly.

 

[Gagh]

"I THINK THE RHYPNOL IS KICKING IN. WE'RE BOTH FUCKING UGLY, AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS SHOVE THIS BOTTLE UP YOUR GASH, INNIT!"

 

[Gagh]

"SHIT! SHIT! SHE REALLY DID IT!!!"

 

[Mentalist]

"YO YO YO JAY AND STUPID CUNT IN DA HIZZZZZZZZZZ-HOOOOOOSE!!!!"

LOL!!!! OG GEAR?!! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING SPANNER

 

[Gagh]

"THANK GOD, AS DUTCH FUCKWITS WE GET PISSED ALL THE TIME - WHO COULD LIVE WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF LOOKING LIKE HIM EVERY DAY!"

 

[Gagh]

"LOL THESE GUYS HAVE BEEN BULLYING ME SINCE I WAS 12!"