I broke my glasses

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I need to get out of the house and go to Lenscrafters and have them fix me up. I'm seeing Lily Tomlin do a one-woman benefit show tomorrow and I'd rather not look like a short-bus-rider when I do...

GET MOVIN EGGS!!!11 Oooh, more spam...

 

[Gagh]

LILY TOMLIN LICKED MAPLE SYRUP FROM HER BREASTS OMG ON STAGE SEXUAL DEVIANT lol I hate myslef,,.,,.!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LESBO YANKEES!!! (clap clap clap-clap-clap) LESBO YANKEES!!! (clap clap clap-clap-clap)

 

[Gagh]

EVERYONE SEARCH THE FLOOR FOR EGGS' CONTACTS SO HE CAN CHECK OUT YOUR ASS MSD OMG PEEPING PAULI!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Yeah, get those spectacles fixed right away young man, lest you mistake that dirty old Janitor downstairs for me late one night and end up getting pregnant. :scared:

 

[jack]

your starfish moved

 

[CaptainWacky]

How come Blaazer is theo ly animate dva!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No one else could be arsed?

 

[CaptainWacky]

How come LILY TOMLIN is made out of cheese?

 

[BlazerBoy]

I was thinking of using one of these for my avatar, but alas, the kb limit is so low these days at most of the boards I frequent, besides the ones where I had these made.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a200/blazerboyxp/image.gif

I would use that at some of the board you guys frequent, but aside from the kb limit, I also don't feel like explaining over and over again that it isn't from Power Rangers, but from the Adult Themed Japanese series that the American version is based on in selected and heavlly censored fight footage and uniforms only.