whisky
Boobie inspector
Background, I have a bedside cabinet, three drawers the bottom two shut, not been in one in years, top one slightly open so I can put my phone in their while its charging.
Same thing every night for 15 years.
Not tonight, tonight my phone goes in the drawer and vanishes, charging wire just falls away, I search the drawer, I search the floor, I get my wife to ring the phone, it sounds close.
I take the drawer completely out, still no phone, find phone in second drawer, the drawer that was closed.
My phone warped through the top drawer to the next one.
Needless to say, this was not super helpful in my quest for sleep.
Same thing every night for 15 years.
Not tonight, tonight my phone goes in the drawer and vanishes, charging wire just falls away, I search the drawer, I search the floor, I get my wife to ring the phone, it sounds close.
I take the drawer completely out, still no phone, find phone in second drawer, the drawer that was closed.
My phone warped through the top drawer to the next one.
Needless to say, this was not super helpful in my quest for sleep.