Dark Pickle
Fucked Off
...as the Official Badlands Chimp Wanker. It has been demonstrated to me beyond the shadow of a doubt that he is the only one among us capable of such a task. Other Official Badlands positions are as follows:
Official Badlands Camel Fucker: Dirk Funk
Official Badlands Wanton Harlot: Love Child
Official Badlands Spineless Sycophant: Loktar
Official Badlands Useless Cunt: Gagh
Official Badlands Whiney Emo Bitch: Yours Truly, Dark Pickle
It should be noted that these are lifelong appointments, and not electable positions. Thank you.
~DP
Official Badlands Camel Fucker: Dirk Funk
Official Badlands Wanton Harlot: Love Child
Official Badlands Spineless Sycophant: Loktar
Official Badlands Useless Cunt: Gagh
Official Badlands Whiney Emo Bitch: Yours Truly, Dark Pickle
It should be noted that these are lifelong appointments, and not electable positions. Thank you.
~DP