Title? Who the fuck here has a title? You don't see me begging for a title do you? In fact, you are the only one who seems to give them out to others, Mr. Yub Yub Yubster.
I'VE FOUND IT!! (page 36 or something like that):
King Dual of The Duals
Viscount Pickle of The Badlands
President Val Kilmer's Dick of The Dual Liberation Army
Captain Sniper Kitty of The Badlands
Consul Dual of The Badlands Senate
Viscountess Mirah of The Badlands
President Dual of the Troll Liberation Front
Agent Gonad of The Badlands Intelligence Agency
Grand Duchess Ilyanna of The Badlands Senate
Colonel Dual of the Dual Liberation Army
Prince Shitty Dual of The Duals
Grand Vizier Kerb Crawler of The Badlands
Heirophant Dual of Xenism
Marquise Raeven of The Badlands
Lady Cacophony of The Cow