I DESERVE THIS!

[The Dork Lord]

When they say a heart
is burning, you’d think
it’d eventually go out
and stay out, right?

But no, you always find
some cinder inside
and new fuel all around you.

And each time feels like the
last time: to set yourself on
fire: to hand someone the match.

And this time is different, because
this time you want it to hurt.
You need it to punish yourself.
You NEED the abuse.

This time you deserve it.
You give her the whip and
tie yourself down and you
know no matter what she does:
Hurts you: humiliates you: if it
ends in the hospital, morgue, or
jail: it won’t be enough.

She could fuck a thousand
guys in front of you, and wipe
their seed in your hair. She
could castrate you with a
rusty flathead screwdriver.
She could rape you with
a jackhammer, and still
you’d want more.

This is your only atonement.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Special note for the daft: The preceeding was not literally about S&M

 

[Gagh]

How come you've taken this account out of mothballs?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Why not?

 

[Gagh]

Oh, I thought you'd said you'd never post with it again.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Well, "Dark Pickle" ceased to represent me accurately, and it was becoming obvious.

I thought it was time to return

 

[Gagh]

How can it not represent you accurately, when it's you using the account?

I may post as Uranium 4, BIBBLEBOTZ_69 or Spigglewiggle, but it's still me, isn't it?

Have you been sniffing the Drain-O while I've been away?

 

[The Dork Lord]

The answer to all those questions and more is "no".

 

[Gagh]

OK. Still, it's nice to swing by to see you're still a lifeless, jobless cunt.

Keep up the good work & keep the razor blade close-by. You never know when you'll need it.

 

[The Dork Lord]

OK. Still, it's nice to swing by to see you're still a lifeless, jobless cunt.

The sad part is that's mostly by choice.

Keep up the good work & keep the razor blade close-by. You never know when you'll need it.

Suicide was never my thing. I'd be more prone to do the sniper thing...

 

[Dark Pickle]

Well, "Dark Pickle" ceased to represent me accurately, and it was becoming obvious.

I thought it was time to return

Cry me a river. If you don't like how I "represent" you, take this account back

 

[The Dork Lord]

I just might

 

[Gagh]

It's still you, Jefferson. They're both you, and nobody is fooled. Nobody at all.

 

[Loktar]

It's still you, Jefferson. They're both you, and nobody is fooled. Nobody at all.

I agree. Argueing with your dual is a lame troll.

 

[Dark Pickle]

None are more blind than those who will not see

 

[Loktar]

None are more blind than those who will not see

I see...I see....Pickle's insanity!

 

[Dark Pickle]

ORLY? What colour is it?

 

[Loktar]

ORLY? What colour is it?

mauve

 

[Dark Pickle]

PURDY