I didn't know Eggs' hands were so filthy.

[jack]

Don't you ever wash them, Eggs?

 

[Gagh]

Yes, on your face.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I like my eggs scrambled.

Gagh is for poached, though.

 

[jack]

Yes, so the yolk runs down just so.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Don't you ever wash them, Eggs?

My filthy faggot hands are for MX and MX only. Because he said so.

For everyone else, there's LAVA.

 

[FBI parte due]

DIRTY! DIRTY WITH SIN!!!!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Eggs can sully his hands on me anytime he wants.

 

[Sarek]

I like farm fresh eggs scrambled.

If store bought, over easy sunny side up, or omlets.

Ostrich eggs taste great but, one can feed a whole family.

And did you know that they were used by the ancient Egyptians to make small containers for perfume? The egg would be drained, then cleaned and decorated before it was used.

Useless fact of the day there.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[jack]

I love puncturing each end with a pin, and blowing all the insides out.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I DON'T THINK SO!

 

[jack]

What do you mean? How else do you do Easter Eggs?