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I don't enjoy movies like 'King Kong'

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
It insults my intelligence and the special effects were L-A-M-E.

Nevermind the impossibility of a 25 ft. ape but like he could carry a woman around in his paw while hauling ass through the jungle and not absolutely crush her. Now I do believe there is an island somewhere where scarey, ragged toothed people live but gigantic bugs, PUH-LEEEZ. And believe me, I've seen flies the size of small dogs while in Florida.

I was bored with the movie and could have lived without the fifty billion times Naomi Watts looks longingly at Kong and Kong looks longingly at her, that was just stupid.

And I couldn't help but think that after all the distruction Kong caused to NYC, was the dude that brought him there going to be fined? Then again, the 30's were a different time.

Lastly, the movie should simply be called "Kong", he was never referred to as "King" of anything.
 
I am torn between my love of Peter Jackson, my love of King Kong, and my love of Laker Girl.

CURSE THESE PESKY LOVE TRIANGLES!

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He should of spent his time filming the entire House of Tom Bombadil chapter word for word and sending it to me.
 
Like Aliens vs. Predators, the remake of King Kong was for me. I liked Kong butt skating on the frozen river. I liked Kong taking on the dinosaurs and tearing them up. I liked Kong. I liked the movie. I might go see it again at the theater.
 
IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT, THEN YOU DIDN'T FUCKING GET IT! or much of anything for that matter.


Go watch Gilwhore Girls or something for fuck's sake.

Insult my intelligence? Shiiiit.
 
Morrhigan said:
Hey! I love Gilmore Girls, and I plan on seeing Kong. The two aren't mutually exclusive, y'know!

I want to see King Kong sit on Rory and use her for a buttplug!


How's that for mutually exclusive?
 
I've heard from two people now that it's mostly an overblown, self-indulgent homage that's not terribly entertaining. Maybe I'll see it on DVD, maybe I won't. Never been a big Kong fan.

The fact of the matter is, a film with a budget the size of Kong (rumoured to be close to $250M, including marketing) you cannot appeal solely to sci-fi geeks and Peter Jackson fans. You need to make casual moviegoers like LG tell their friends it's a great movie. Perhaps that's why it's been a relative disappointment at the box office.
 
Although Jackson's remake of King Kong has been lauded as one of the better movies of 2005, there were some issues that I had with the movie.

A whole 30 minutes of jungle scenes could have been left on the editing room floor. The movie would have been better without.

The dinosaur scenes. I couldnt help but hum the theme to Jurassic Park in the theater.

Peter Jackson. We did not need LOTR Part IV. Were those orks or people?

Brilliant casting of Mr. Black.
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT, THEN YOU DIDN'T FUCKING GET IT! or much of anything for that matter.


Go watch Gilwhore Girls or something for fuck's sake.

Insult my intelligence? Shiiiit.

I don't get King Kong? What the fuck are you talking about dillhole?

Unlike you I have an I.Q. above 50, I got it and I thought it was over-hyped crap. Not everyone wants to toss Peter Jackson's salad like you therefore not everyone is in love with every movie he makes.

I loved Jack Black, I loved Colin Hanks, I've never been a Naomi Watts fan, I would have liked to see Rachel Mc Adams or Scarlett Johansen in the role, and I don't care for Adrian Brody. Like Fire_Storm said, all the jungle scenes were boring and I could have done without about half of them and the frozen pond scene was cheesier than a wine tasting. I did dig the fight scene between Kong and the dinosaurs but I think I mostly enjoyed it because I had my own running dialog and was making my friend laugh.

I've seen all three versions of King Kong and I just don't like the movie, I never have but I was hopeful about Jackson's version and it was a big disappointment just like the other two.
 
Well, let's say the first Jackson's movies were brilliant and ahead their time.
Although shoot in extreme low-budget, Bad Taste, Splatters and Meet the Feebles reinvented the trash-horror genre, with the eyes towards both tradition and innovation.
 
WordInterrupted said:
I think that honor should go to Woody Allen's "Match Point." I just saw it the other day and it's one of my favorite movies ever.

Okay, first of all, I'm a big Woody Allen fan, and I've stuck with him through most of the films he's made since the his last masterpiece, Husbands and Wives. In fact, I even have a quotation from Deconstructing Harry in my sig.

However, I'm worried that Match Point is nothing more than a rehash of the "Crimes" half of Crimes and Misdemeanors--the Martin Landau story of Judah Rosenthal, who has an ill-advised affair and covers it up by having the woman killed when she threatens to tell his wife.

Can you speak to the similarities and allay my fears?
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
That's what the snots at Adult Swim say about 12 Oz. Mouse in their commercial bumps.

I ain't buyin'.

And Tom Goes to the Mayor. Sorry, but that show is lame, not clever.
 
Tom pretty much sucks, but there have been individual moments when they got a chuckle out of me.

But I continue to sit stone-faced in front of 12 Oz. Mouse to this day. It's just a bad bong hit on paper.

Oh, and as impressive as it may be, I didn't really need a remake of King Kong, so I'm in no hurry to shell out $11. I'll catch it on PPV this year.
 
I have smiled at Tom Goes to the Mayor a total of two times. I've seen several episodes, as I'm too lazy to try and find something else to watch for the fifteen minutes it's on the air.

And BUMP--Wordin, answer my question about Match Point, if you've seen the earlier film and can make a comparison.
 
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However, I'm worried that Match Point is nothing more than a rehash of the "Crimes" half of Crimes and Misdemeanors--the Martin Landau story of Judah Rosenthal, who has an ill-advised affair and covers it up by having the woman killed when she threatens to tell his wife.

Can you speak to the similarities and allay my fears?

I hope so. As I'm sure you know, novelists often rehash the same plot over and over again. It can be pointless repitition, but if there's something truly new along with the repeated elements, new and old works can reveal each other through comparison, and both become more interesting. I think the latter is the case with Match Point; it does borrow the Crimes and Misdemeanors plot (which, in turn, borrowed the Crime and Punishment plot), but it also breaks new ground.

"New" is definitely the appropriate adjective. Given the sheer number of films Allen has directed, it's amazing to me that he could turn out a work so different in tone from anything he's done before. One can view most Allen movies with a kind of sardonic detachment, but Match Point doesn't give you that option. It's one of the most emotionally intense movies I've ever seen, and the suspense rivals Hitchcock at his finest. Allen achieves this intensity by presenting the C&M material in a much different form. Instead of following two sets of relationships with an ensemble cast, MP hones on one character and develops his dilemma at length. We don't begin the movie after the affair has become a problem; we begin before the affair ever starts and follow its entire arc. And the sex! There's more sex in that movie than in all Allen's other films put together. It's not explicit, but the passionate intensity of the lust makes the scenes where the protagonist blows people away with a shotgun believable. We don't see any sex in C&M (thank God!) and we don't see the crime (which isn't even committed by the protagonist).

MP demands that the viewer feel strongly one way or another about the protagonist. You can root for him or hate him or do both at once, but you're forced to take a deeply felt position. In C&M, people talk about sex and murder at length, but we don't see any of it, and consequently maintain more emotional distance. If C&M is a kind of witty insult to people expecting an upbeat Hollywood movie, MP takes the same people and tries to break them, to forcibly destroy all their trite expectations about how stories should end.

In addition to these differences in tone, MP deals with a slightly different set of issues. In C&M, we glean from the very first scene that Rosenthal is at the pinnacle of his career, that he has already acheived fame and wealth. His main fear through the first half of the film is that his fame will turn to infamy, that the good name he has established for himself will be destroyed through publicity. In MP, Nola and the protagonist don't fear that their good names will be ruined, they fear that they'll never make a name for themselves at all. They're marginal characters, caught between extremes of wealth and poverty, success and failure. Through most of the movie, we don't know whether they'll be professional successes and make names for themselves like Rosenthal, or whether they'll sink into obscurity. In this sense, they're simliar to the protagonists of Edith Wharton and Henry James, who must choose beetween love and money, or morality and money. They force us to consider whether popular notions of the good life are desirable or perverse. These issues aren't nearly as pressing in C&M.

Finally, Allen is extremely smart. He knows you'll compare MP to C&M--he's been there before you--and lets you know he knows by dropping dozens of wry little references to the earlier movie. The MP protagonist is chauffered in a light-colored Jag, and the C&M protagonist dirves a dark Jag. The MP protagonist's decision to take of the victim's wedding ring is a key plot element in MP, and Woody Allen's character notices that Mia Farrow's character never takes off her wedding ring in C&M. The hit man in C&M flees to New Orleans, and the misstress in MP is named "Nola," as in "New Orleans, Louisiana." Many of these similarities may just be little jokes, but some seem to have larger significance. As I note above, comparing similar stories by the same author can sometimes make both works more interesting.
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