I don't have a soul

[CaptainWacky]

I am not human; I am a sick perversion of a man created by the Dark Lord in open mockery of God and His great Creation.

 

[Caitriona]

But do your socks match? That's all that is really important in life.

 

[curiousa2z]

easy when they're all white!

 

[Caitriona]

True That.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Meet Angelus Wackius, the spam demon of TK.

 

[Caitriona]

You know that name is really hot!

 

[Gonad]

So you are a parody of God/creation? Hmm....

Parodies are usually very similar to the original, but with an unusual twist.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Gonad! When did you get back? And where have you been?

 

[Gonad]

Well, I had a lot of break up stuff and school stuff to deal with, and work stuff and family stuff and travel stuff and new hot guy stuff. I still dropped by to read GFHH almost every day, I just haven't been posting. I shouldn't be posting, I should be writing one of my papers or studying for one of my tests or prepping/researching for one of my presentations or kicking my ex's ass to get his crap out of here or updating my resume or something.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Well, I had a lot of break up stuff and school stuff to deal with, and work stuff and family stuff and travel stuff and new hot guy stuff. I still dropped by to read GFHH almost every day, I just haven't been posting. I shouldn't be posting, I should be writing one of my papers or studying for one of my tests or prepping/researching for one of my presentations or kicking my ex's ass to get his crap out of here or updating my resume or something.

HaHa! Just dump his shit out-then he might come take it. I didn't say that did I?
Well it sounds like you are pretty busy. Glad to see you anyway.
Good luck on everything.

 

[Gonad]

Get this -- he took the couch CUSHIONS, but left the couch here for another week. Not to be spiteful; he's just really dumb and thought he could use the cushions to sleep on the floor. Dumb. But I have the key, and somehow accidentally stumbled onto an ultra-hot new specimen.

 

[Gonad]

With a larger penis, not that that matters because it doesn't but I know the ex had a complex, so it is nice to note for that sake.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How do you know how big his penis is!?

 

[Gonad]

Saw, touched, tasted.

 

[Caitriona]

Pics please.

 

[Gonad]

Damn, I wish.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But you're not married.