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I don't have a soul

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I am not human; I am a sick perversion of a man created by the Dark Lord in open mockery of God and His great Creation.
 
But do your socks match? That's all that is really important in life.
 
easy when they're all white!
 
True That.
 
Meet Angelus Wackius, the spam demon of TK.
 
You know that name is really hot! :)
 
So you are a parody of God/creation? Hmm....

Parodies are usually very similar to the original, but with an unusual twist.
 
Gonad! When did you get back? And where have you been?
 
Well, I had a lot of break up stuff and school stuff to deal with, and work stuff and family stuff and travel stuff and new hot guy stuff. I still dropped by to read GFHH almost every day, I just haven't been posting. I shouldn't be posting, I should be writing one of my papers or studying for one of my tests or prepping/researching for one of my presentations or kicking my ex's ass to get his crap out of here or updating my resume or something.
 
Gonad said:
Well, I had a lot of break up stuff and school stuff to deal with, and work stuff and family stuff and travel stuff and new hot guy stuff. I still dropped by to read GFHH almost every day, I just haven't been posting. I shouldn't be posting, I should be writing one of my papers or studying for one of my tests or prepping/researching for one of my presentations or kicking my ex's ass to get his crap out of here or updating my resume or something.
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HaHa! Just dump his shit out-then he might come take it. I didn't say that did I?
Well it sounds like you are pretty busy. Glad to see you anyway.
Good luck on everything.
 
Get this -- he took the couch CUSHIONS, but left the couch here for another week. Not to be spiteful; he's just really dumb and thought he could use the cushions to sleep on the floor. Dumb. But I have the key, and somehow accidentally stumbled onto an ultra-hot new specimen.
 
With a larger penis, not that that matters because it doesn't but I know the ex had a complex, so it is nice to note for that sake.
 
How do you know how big his penis is!?
 
Saw, touched, tasted.
 
Pics please.
 
Damn, I wish.
 
But you're not married.
 
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