I Farted So Hard A Poop Came Out Of My Butt

[The Question]

Not really. Actually, I long for the day when a television character says that. But not in a sitcom -- in a police procedural. And it should be during a very dramatic moment, said by a character who has a lot of gravitas.

 

[The Question]

So I just walked through the bedroom on the way to the bathroom to have a piss.

Houseguest's dog is on the bed.

Houseguest is on the floor.

I'm pretty sure that's exactly not the way it's supposed to work.

 

[Loktar]

Not really. Actually, I long for the day when a television character says that. But not in a sitcom -- in a police procedural. And it should be during a very dramatic moment, said by a character who has a lot of gravitas.

I can imagine Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell or Seth McFarlane saying it.

 

[Volpone]

derp.