I found that watching TV on my PC

[Mirah]

Is a pleasurable experience.
My first time was not, it was rather uncomfortable,
but I wasn't doing it right.
Now I hook up my headphones,
and I get so lost in the moment
I forget that the outside world exists.
Is it the headphones? The flatscreen?
What is it that makes it so different from Television?

 

[Loktar]

Is a pleasurable experience.
My first time was not, it was rather uncomfortable,
but I wasn't doing it right.
Now I hook up my headphones,
and I get so lost in the moment
I forget that the outside world exists.
Is it the headphones? The flatscreen?
What is it that makes it so different from Television?

Idk...Im too busy watching porn on my computer.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Why watch porn when you can watch me you Bastard!?
You mother fucking bastard!
I"m not good enough for you?!
Get on your knees and Beg For Mercy! Now!

 

[Loktar]

Why watch porn when you can watch me you Bastard!?
You mother fucking bastard!
I"m not good enough for you?!
Get on your knees and Beg For Mercy! Now!

*gets on knees and begs for mercy*

I was just joking about the porn. Sorry. I'm a naughty boy and deserve to be spanked.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Thats right, you dirty naughty boy. Now hand over all of your porn to Love Cunt. I mean I Love Cunt! And tell me how much you Love CUNT!

 

[Loktar]

Thats right, you dirty naughty boy. Now hand over all of your porn to Love Cunt. I mean I Love Cunt! And tell me how much you Love CUNT!

Even the porn mags were I pasted your head on various other women's bodies? (j/k lol)

I Love Cunt
Much better than a shunt
Or watching burly men bunt
better than Dick Cheney hunt(s)
better than Allen Funt

 

[I Love Cunt]

You were not joking about the Porn! Do not lie to me I know it must be around here somewhere!

 

[Loktar]

You were not joking about the Porn! Do not lie to me I know it must be around here somewhere!

*deletes files*

Not anymore.

(luckily I backed up my files...er I mean...no I didn't LOL)