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I fucking hate jayne so fucking much

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Fat, loud, two-faced, show-ruining, Nikki-killing BITCH.
 
Not you.
 
*whew*

Sometimes I worry that we're drifting apart, Wacky. Catpain, me old sausage stuffed couch pillow.
 
I forgot your real name is Jayne, sorry.
 
It's cool. Just try not to post my Christian name, Ernest Bum-fats Swallow Cumdingler, III. Esq.
 
I WON'T TELL ANYONE. NOT EVEN HAMBIL.
 
he's already discovered all I am vis-a-vis myy IP address.

It's 20.239.24.71, BTW.
 
LOL I JUST GAVE YOU A TROJAN AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT CONDOMS I'M TALKING ABOUT A MAN FROM THE LOST CITY OF TROY AND HE'S GOING TO RAPE YOUR WOMENFOLK
 
OMG SO THAT'S WHAT THE LOUD REPORT WAS FROM THE BACK STAIRS!!! I KNEW THAT LARGE WOODEN GIRAFFE LOOKED FAMILIAR IN SOME FASHION. HIGH FASHION, BUT ONLY A GIRAFFE WOULD WEAR THAT OUTFIT WITH THOSE SHOES.
 
HECTOR WAS TROJAN AND ACHILESS WAS GAY, RIGHT?
 
PFFT... YEHA.!!! THAT GUYS BEEN IN SO MANY ORGIES WITH SO FEW WOMEN THAT THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING MROE TO HIS PENID THAN JUST WARTS AND CRABS AND STUF.
 
HIS DINKLE IS BEYOND REPUTE
 
Jayne will be nominated by everyone next week
 
If it was actually fair she would have been kicked out long ago.
 
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