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I got fucked up the arse!

Weevil

Weevil

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Dear GenericDude,

You have received an infraction at Paradox Interactive Forums.

Reason: Breach of Rules
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Firstly, when you post a rant you might want to actually detail the problems you're having, unless you are just trolling. More to the point, do not call the dev team "Dimwits".
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DO NOT CALL THE DEV TEAM DIMWITS. OTHERWISE, PARADOX INTERACTIVE SWEDISH DIMWIT MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY CUNTS WILL BE THE ULTIMATE ADVERSARIES. Fucking SWEDISH PUSSY.


This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?p=12589241
For The Motherland is a letdown of embarrassing proportions. I do not care if I'm the only one to say it out loud. If Paradox were forced to compete in a normal game company setting, as in, one which expected your products to like 'WORK' when they were released, it would have crashed and burned a long time ago. How would Paradox like it if I only sent them $5 in paying for FTM, and 'promised' to pay them the rest when they finished patching their product each time? Maybe I can send you guys $5 for each patch you upload? Don't like it? Well, now you now how I, a consumer, feels like. When I read a post like "When we start balance testing", it is incredibly disheartening. I paid full price for a product you dimwits didn't even properly balance test. And I'm the guy who is constantly defending you when it comes to my friends, who are reluctant to sink MORE money into your products, when you announce another expansion.

My personal first impression. I will never purchase another Paradox product until many months after its release. Congratulations on turning a long-time fan into a die-hard antagonist.
All the best,
Paradox Interactive Forums
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Basically, I called Paradox on their own Bullshit. They love to release BS games, one after another, that all have a pitiful little amount of support, and then they expect the American audience to maintain them. Well I won't maintain the audiens of PARAFUCKS Entertainment anymore.

http://www.watch-dragonball.com/watch/365-Dragonball_Z_Episode_145.html

I still maintain the idea that they are dimwits, and that they diserve the bad business they get. But Paradox, so long as there is a bad breath in my body, I promise I will fight to fuck you up.

http://www.paradoxplaza.com/


Dear GenericDude,

You have received an infraction at Paradox Interactive Forums.

Reason: Breach of Rules
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Firstly, when you post a rant you might want to actually detail the problems you're having, unless you are just trolling. More to the point, do not call the dev team "Dimwits".

[/FIRST, WHEN I POST A RANT, A RANT IS VERY VERY BAD NEWS. VERY BAWWWD NEWS, AWWWWWWW. Fucking NOOBS. AWWWW.]



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This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.]

OK![]

[Original Post:
http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?p=12589241
For The Motherland is a letdown of embarrassing proportions. I do not care if I'm the only one to say it out loud. If Paradox were forced to compete in a normal game company setting, as in, one which expected your products to like 'WORK' when they were released, it would have crashed and burned a long time ago. How would Paradox like it if I only sent them $5 in paying for FTM, and 'promised' to pay them the rest when they finished patching their product each time? Maybe I can send you guys $5 for each patch you upload? Don't like it? Well, now you now how I, a consumer, feels like. When I read a post like "When we start balance testing", it is incredibly disheartening. I paid full price for a product you dimwits didn't even properly balance test. And I'm the guy who is constantly defending you when it comes to my friends, who are reluctant to sink MORE money into your products, when you announce another expansion.]

[My personal first impression. I will never purchase another Paradox product until many months after its release. Congratulations on turning a long-time fan into a die-hard antagonist.
All the best,
Paradox Interactive Forums
Click to expand...
]
I will call the Paradox Developmentfail team whatever fucking name I motherfucking want. And I will publicize it however much I motherfucking want.
 
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