I guess Davina doesnt do hard

[whisky]

Davina - You were a racist

Danielle - No, I'm just a stupid bitch

Davina - Fair enough, Jack..

Jack - I'm just thick

Davina - True, heres your best bits

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, it's their "story".

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I almost felt sorry for Jack getting taken the piss out of on Big Maff.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder what Dirk, Jermaine and Shilpa made of the filth coming out Ole Russ' mouth.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I wondered that myself. I thought he tone it down once Shilpa and Jermaine arrived, but NO. Dirk loved it, I'm sure. First intelligent talk he'd heard for almost a month.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He didn't seem phased by Rosebud.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It was only a bit of horsing about. After having Cleo launch herself at him during one of her "comedy routines", a man dressed as a horse wearing a suit must've seemed like the most hilarious act in the world.

Meanwhile Cleo pretended to hate him by coming up with lame insults. Rhino sperm?!

 

[whisky]

There used to be a man wearing a horse head on Paul Mertons channel four show of many years ago, they should repeat that, it was classic Merton

Example

Merton stands at a newpaper stand

A man approaches and says

"Do you have this months copy of pychic monthly"

Merton - "You tell me"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Paul Merton should do more stuff.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I didn't even know he'd ever been on C4. Ever.

I'd love to see that series.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think it was in the mid nineties!?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh. I was about 12 in the mid nineties. My recollection of Paul Merton at that time is patchy at best.

 

[whisky]

There were two seasons of 6 episodes, mostly sketches, inspired lunacy

 

[CaptainWacky]

And whales.