And choked on it, fell out of my chair cracked my head on my marble floor, spewed blood out of my eyes all over my halogen heater stumbled to my feet then slipped on a sea urchin that had broken in my house with a crow bar and an ingenious paper clip lockpick and died and was awoken by Gangrel the former WWF wrestler singing why, why, why delilah on a whistle he had made out of the before mentioned criminal mastermind sea urchin.
No, actually none of that happened.
No, actually none of that happened.