I had sex with a prostitute in my dreams last night.

[Hilbert Frakes]

and when I woke up I was all wet and sticky down there.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was she a beautiful prostitute?

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

Yes! If she wasnt a prostitute I might wanna marry her.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did she look like this? http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=Christina+Aguilera&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images

 

[johnford]

Oh god god not Christina Agulara.

 

[CaptainWacky]

god god?

 

[johnford]

good god. Sorry was eating at the time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

EATING PUSSY?

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

Exactly hard to type when your face is buried in someones pussy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jay Reso's final match in WWE was last night at the TV tapings in Los Angeles. While the WWE web site reported him quitting, which was accurate, what happened was a week ago in San Francisco, he was given a new contract, as his old one expired, and told to sign on the spot. He didn't sign. He did come back to work and do another job last night when he quit.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

More free time for him to eat pussy.

 

[Mandi]

Christian quit! WHY? HOW COME?!?!?!

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

A job I am honored to do.

 

[CaptainWacky]

STill waiting for Christian's first "I QUIT OMG" interview.

 

[johnford]

good luck waiting.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'll probably say something at some point in time.

 

[johnford]

My bet it will be something stupid!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Like "LFAHTGKATY A*YA Y ASYHID tgaw RYEI TAL I IKKASKL yraw yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Yyyyyyyyyyyy"?

 

[johnford]

wkdjfklksfkg;ll;l asdfkl;;kalk f;'dflf

 

[CaptainWacky]

Stomethinggggggggggggggggggggg