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I have a confession..

Shy

Shy

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I am madly in love with Lucifer... he is my dream man... hes so sexy and sweet and smart and has the bestest personality ever... I want to marry him :love:
 
Monolith said:
I'll get in that line. He's my moongoddess!
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*hands you the jockstrap I bought you for Christmas*. I really wish you had told me you were going to get a sex change operation.
 
Back off bitch!! Hes mine damnit!!! I live closer to him... hell maybe we live in the same building *gasp* that would so rock *drool* I wonder if hes the gay Indian dude that lives in the apt next to mine... sorry dude if thats you.. dont mean to keep you awake with all the sex my man and I have... but if it makes you feel better i'll be dreaming about you next time ;)
 
Shy said:
Back off bitch!! Hes mine damnit!!! I live closer to him... hell maybe we live in the same building *gasp* that would so rock *drool* I wonder if hes the gay Indian dude that lives in the apt next to mine... sorry dude if thats you.. dont mean to keep you awake with all the sex my man and I have... but if it makes you feel better i'll be dreaming about you next time ;)
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Indians can be gay???
 
Shy said:
Lucy wont even answer the PM's I sent him :(
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I never answer PMs with the exception of MONOLITH's who enthralled me with his/her tales of that trip to Stockholm for the sex change operation.
 
Shy said:
Back off bitch!! Hes mine damnit!!! I live closer to him... hell maybe we live in the same building *gasp* that would so rock *drool* I wonder if hes the gay Indian dude that lives in the apt next to mine... sorry dude if thats you.. dont mean to keep you awake with all the sex my man and I have... but if it makes you feel better i'll be dreaming about you next time ;)
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You still live in Toronto proper? Christ.
 
Nah I actually live in the west end of TO now... Oakville... im not afraid to admit it... come stalk me baby... i'll be waiting with my strap on..
 
Lucy, by god that silly little kink bitch, is getting hard from all this! That's the only way I can figure as to why he still comes back for more.

Atta boy Lulu!
 
Shy said:
Nah I actually live in the west end of TO now... Oakville... im not afraid to admit it... come stalk me baby... i'll be waiting with my strap on..
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Oakville is not in Toronto sweetie.
 
Ok I live west OF Toronto... my bad... but its still GTA... so meh... and aww you called me sweetie... I feel so loved!
 
Shy said:
Nah I actually live in the west end of TO now... Oakville... im not afraid to admit it... come stalk me baby... i'll be waiting with my strap on..
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Women never fear me stalking them. I am too lazy to bother. It requires effort on my part. Pfft. *waves a dismissal* No worth in it.
 
Monolith said:
Lucy, by god that silly little kink bitch, is getting hard from all this! That's the only way I can figure as to why he still comes back for more.

Atta boy Lulu!
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No. TIFF is making me hard. Dumb but beautiful.
 
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