I have a Legimitate Question

[starguard]

HOW CAN SANTA CLAUS BE IN SO MANY PLACES AT ONCE? :huh:

Today I saw him several times, and it ain't even Christmas yet.

I saw him:

*At the mall
I think he was shoplifting

*On the Corner...I thought he was selling candy until I saw him give some money to..then get into a car with some woman that looked like a hooker

* On the corner ringing a bell trying to sell bootleg porn DVD's
I guess he's got to feed those damn reindeeer somehow


* I even saw him running from the police



How can he be in so many places all at the same time

 

[jack]

Killed, and dressed out like a deer.

 

[jack]

You make my fucking teeth itch.

 

[jack]

Plus you're a disloyal cunt

 

[Elnidfse]

I'm bumping this thread for the purpose of killing Dershocka's thread. The fag attempt to fag up the internet.

 

[Gagh]

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