I have an itchy knee.

[Mentalist]

Oh it stopped...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That means that company was thinking of coming over, but changed their minds and ate canned cling peaches instead.

 

[Mentalist]

I hope whoever thought of coming over then decided not to was impaled by a bread knife falling from a precarious shelf unit.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

KILL THEM GINSU STYLE THEN BLEND THEM IN A FOOD PROCSSOR!!!

BAM!!!

 

[Mentalist]

I alos hope the knife hit a bottle of liquid alcohol on the way down covering the blade and I hope whoever this mystery person was who almost came round was lighting a candle at the time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have an itchy trigger finger. But no gun!