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I have chosen Scientology

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SaintLucifer

beer, I want beer
Caitriona said:
I thought everyone knew he was gay and a nutcase?!?!

Tell me, has anyone ever seen him in a single love scene with a woman that didn't seen stiff [no pun intended] and wooden? Having sex with women is not his natural state. Either that, or he is the worst actor on the face of the planet. You make the call!

;)
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Listen up cunt. You can hate on him all you want. Bottom line. He is wealthier than your entire family ever since it first came into existence many years ago. He could turn your house into a tiny playground for his kids. He owns his own fighter plane (P51-D Mustang). He has more homes in countries than the number of countries you even aware exist. He is currently married to a total babe. He was married to another total babe. What do you have? Nothing? I thought not. Now ask him for a penny and shut the fuck up. Do not be cutting down people who would never even give you the time of day. You know it and I know it. You would be what royalty used to term 'the little people' *try reading about them for once*. You mean nothing to him. You are nothing. He could have you out of your panties and begging him to fuck you *snaps fingers* like that and you know it you stupid fucking cunt. Do not attempt to tell us otherwise. Cunts like you dream about meeting and then dating men like him. So fuck off before I become annoyed and drill my cock up your left nostril.
 
SaintLucifer said:
So fuck off before I become annoyed and drill my cock up your left nostril.
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Sounds like a threat to me.
 
Discuss.
 
Enjoy jumping on couches like a maniac and making jokes about eating placenta! :D
 
How wonderful! I'm a fully certified member of the Church of Scientology!

For only $200 I can wave a bunch of cans over you and tell you you have evil spirits in your body. We must meet sometime.
 
This Raelian thing also looks promising.
 
Dope. Good luck waiting for the Mothership to come take you back to Planet Crazy.

P.S. Tom Cruise is GAY GAY GAY!!!
 
Pay us more and we'll hypnotize you and tell you stories about aliens.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
P.S. Tom Cruise is GAY GAY GAY!!!
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I'm glad more people are beginning to take notice!
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Dope. Good luck waiting for the Mothership to come take you back to Planet Crazy.

P.S. Tom Cruise is GAY GAY GAY!!!
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This is your 11,111th post.
 
COOL! Mystical omen, that must mean Cruise really is gay and Scientology really is shit.

WHOO HOO!!!!
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
COOL! Mystical omen, that must mean Cruise really is gay and Scientology really is shit.

WHOO HOO!!!!
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I thought everyone knew he was gay and a nutcase?!?!

Tell me, has anyone ever seen him in a single love scene with a woman that didn't seen stiff [no pun intended] and wooden? Having sex with women is not his natural state. Either that, or he is the worst actor on the face of the planet. You make the call!

;)
 
Caitriona said:
I thought everyone knew he was gay and a nutcase?!?!

Tell me, has anyone ever seen him in a single love scene with a woman that didn't seen stiff [no pun intended] and wooden? Having sex with women is not his natural state. Either that, or he is the worst actor on the face of the planet. You make the call!

;)
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I think it's a mix of both, really!
 
So do I, with a decided preference for men. ;)

I think there are a lot more bi-sexual men out there than we imagine. It's just the odds really. But even with bi-sexuals, there is usually a slight preference for one or the other. There's nothing wrong in that, just my observation! ;)
 
SaintLucifer said:
Listen up cunt. You can hate on him all you want. Bottom line. He is wealthier than your entire family ever since it first came into existence many years ago. He could turn your house into a tiny playground for his kids. He owns his own fighter plane (P51-D Mustang). He has more homes in countries than the number of countries you even aware exist. He is currently married to a total babe. He was married to another total babe. What do you have? Nothing? I thought not. Now ask him for a penny and shut the fuck up. Do not be cutting down people who would never even give you the time of day. You know it and I know it. You would be what royalty used to term 'the little people' *try reading about them for once*. You mean nothing to him. You are nothing. He could have you out of your panties and begging him to fuck you *snaps fingers* like that and you know it you stupid fucking cunt. Do not attempt to tell us otherwise. Cunts like you dream about meeting and then dating men like him. So fuck off before I become annoyed and drill my cock up your left nostril.
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SaintLucifer said:
He is currently married to a total babe.
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Knocking up a ditzy broad does not a marriage make, Lucy.

The hottest babe he ever bagged was Mimi Rogers. Get over it.

As for Cruise being gay - Tee hee! It's funny 'cuz it's true!
 
Caitriona said:
So do I, with a decided preference for men. ;)

I think there are a lot more bi-sexual men out there than we imagine. It's just the odds really. But even with bi-sexuals, there is usually a slight preference for one or the other. There's nothing wrong in that, just my observation! ;)
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Until you admit your secret lesbian desires for mm I refuse to descuss this.
 
Cruise was decent in Rain Man. But that's only because he was playing opposite a retard.
 
LMAO
 
I cannot stand Tom Cruise and still don't understand why everyone thinks he's so great?
 
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